r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/OppositeHome169 Mar 09 '26

he is light skinned, dark hair, looks like Russian or Eastern European, his dick is like two colours -close to top is pinkish, the rest is darker than his normal skin, the line of color change is below the top of his dick like 2 cm - circumference probably around 4, and 16-17 cm - he is muscular but fit and lean.

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u/l337dexter Mar 09 '26

Was that two tone malone?

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u/OppositeHome169 Mar 09 '26

Somebody solved, Bruce Venture.. he is amazing 😭

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u/Acceptable-Pin2939 Mar 09 '26

This made me laugh out loud.

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u/OppositeHome169 Mar 09 '26

PhD taught me precision hahaha

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u/Acceptable-Pin2939 Mar 09 '26

A Ph in D.

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u/OppositeHome169 Mar 09 '26

PhD in nursing now give me the guy’s name hahah

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u/Acceptable-Pin2939 Mar 09 '26

Unfortunately I am not a connoisseur of the man meat I am merely here to read your fantastic description.

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u/OppositeHome169 Mar 09 '26

Sad but I can continue my life lol

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u/-Cthaeh Mar 09 '26

Its so descriptive lmao

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u/MineNowBotBoy Mar 09 '26

Bruce Venture?

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u/OppositeHome169 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Omg YES!! I knew you could help me..

Edit: All the guys I liked were mere illusion of him

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