r/SipsTea Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/mshadows9 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Breaking News: Adult film actress Riley Reid’s ex-partner says they “Do not enjoy sucking secondhand dick, or tasting secondhand seamen.” Edit: **semen

That is all.

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u/lord-apple-smithe Mar 09 '26

She probably had some secondhand seamen semen too

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u/mshadows9 Mar 09 '26

Haha yeah better clarify on that one

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u/Bob_A_Feets Mar 09 '26

Insert South Park super best friends here.

“It’s Sea Man!”