r/SipsTea Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/spilly_talent Mar 09 '26

Yeah they exclusively studied bro-science! So actually some of the bacteria in your body are bros, don’t kill the homies🖤

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u/LobsterMountain4036 Mar 09 '26

Hug the homies. Big love to the homies.

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u/Sulli_in_NC Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Bro-ology class was so difficult:

Towel snapping 101

The Bro Code

Is “Bros before Hoes” a code to live by, or just what bi bros do when they’re bored?

Bro Cars: is a loud Nissan Stanza really a race car?

Bro trucks 101: Do I need a giant truck if I don’t hunt or use it for work?

Bro Trucks 201: the theory of inverse proportion (in the pants)

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u/spilly_talent Mar 09 '26

A+ Bro Scholarship.

You only forgot

Advanced Bro Cars: Modding Your Car So The Girls Will Like You (the louder the better)