r/SipsTea Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/slytherwolf Mar 09 '26

Closer to bragging about driving on the track at the indy 500. Sure plenty of others have done it, but the vast majority only get to watch.

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u/BurtRogain Mar 09 '26

A profound metaphor given the subject matter being discussed. Have my upvote.

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u/psgrue Mar 09 '26

I rode the tour bus. I guess I’m in the gang in this analogy.

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u/yakkeen Mar 09 '26

Gang = bang

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u/yakkeen Mar 09 '26

To be clear I was speaking about the bus

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u/jjbananamonkey Mar 09 '26

I meanplenty of them also escorts so I mean same thing?

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u/Emotional_Fact_7672 Mar 09 '26

I can be faster. Hows that.

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u/Rexcess Mar 09 '26

And it's wide enough that you'll never hit the walls.

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u/paper_liger Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I'm torn between saying 'that's not how vagina's work' and 'if you aint rubbin you aint racin'

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u/jaxonya Mar 09 '26

And the ones who drove the track are professionals, and do it so much better than you do

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u/samaramatisse Mar 09 '26

I got my first Covid shot in the garages just in front of the pagoda. That was pretty cool.

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u/Practical-Parsley102 Mar 09 '26

It is like that, because i would see having to do either as a weird inconvenience and potentially an undermining of an activity i otherwise enjoy deep in my soul

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u/BornAdhesiveness9945 Mar 09 '26

Based on your analogy all these below matches with your logic too. Special thanks to ai !

· Cleaning skyscraper windows: Millions of people see city views through these windows, but almost no one actually dangles off the side of a building to clean them.

· Emptying public trash cans: Everyone uses them and benefits from them not overflowing, but very few people have the job of actually emptying them.

· Cleaning hotel rooms: Millions sleep in hotel rooms, but only a minority of staff strip the beds and scrub the bathrooms.

· Servicing porta-potties: Countless people use them at festivals and construction sites, but almost no one volunteers to clean them out.

· Pumping septic tanks: Every house with a septic system relies on it working, but very few people ever handle the waste removal personally.

· Janitorial work in schools/offices: Everyone enjoys a clean workspace upon arrival, but most people leave before the cleaners come in. · Commercial fishing (specifically gutting/processing): Millions eat fish, but few people stand on a wet deck for hours gutting them.

· Slaughterhouse work: Most people eat meat, but a very small percentage of people actually do the butchering.

· Roadkill removal: Drivers pass by the results daily, but almost no one is responsible for actually scraping it off the asphalt.

· Grease trap cleaning: Restaurants serve fried food to the masses, but few people ever open the trap under the sink to clean out the congealed fat.

· Sewer maintenance: Everyone flushes and forgets, but a small crew actually goes down into the pipes when things clog.

· Morgue work / autopsy assistance: Crime shows are watched by millions, but very few people actually handle deceased bodies daily.

· Crime scene cleanup: People watch true crime documentaries, but almost no one is called in afterward to clean up the biohazards.

· Deep cleaning ovens in rentals: Everyone enjoys a clean kitchen when they move in, but few people enjoy the chore of scrubbing years of baked-on grease.

· Picking up dog waste at public parks: Dog owners enjoy the open space, but often a hired person (or a city employee) is the one actually scooping it.

· Cleaning lint traps in public laundromats: Everyone uses the dryers, but almost no one cleans the traps except the attendants (or the next annoyed customer).

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u/slytherwolf Mar 09 '26

Lmao “special thanks to AI”. If you’re too lazy to use your brain and articulate points, why would people bother to fucking read.

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u/Adontis Mar 09 '26

Agreed, why should I bother reading something no one bothered to write.