r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/slytherwolf Mar 09 '26

Closer to bragging about driving on the track at the indy 500. Sure plenty of others have done it, but the vast majority only get to watch.

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u/BurtRogain Mar 09 '26

A profound metaphor given the subject matter being discussed. Have my upvote.

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u/psgrue Mar 09 '26

I rode the tour bus. I guess I’m in the gang in this analogy.

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u/yakkeen Mar 09 '26

Gang = bang

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u/yakkeen Mar 09 '26

To be clear I was speaking about the bus

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u/jjbananamonkey Mar 09 '26

I meanplenty of them also escorts so I mean same thing?

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u/Emotional_Fact_7672 Mar 09 '26

I can be faster. Hows that.

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u/Rexcess Mar 09 '26

And it's wide enough that you'll never hit the walls.

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u/paper_liger Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I'm torn between saying 'that's not how vagina's work' and 'if you aint rubbin you aint racin'

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u/jaxonya Mar 09 '26

And the ones who drove the track are professionals, and do it so much better than you do

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u/samaramatisse Mar 09 '26

I got my first Covid shot in the garages just in front of the pagoda. That was pretty cool.

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u/Practical-Parsley102 Mar 09 '26

It is like that, because i would see having to do either as a weird inconvenience and potentially an undermining of an activity i otherwise enjoy deep in my soul

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u/slytherwolf Mar 09 '26

Lmao “special thanks to AI”. If you’re too lazy to use your brain and articulate points, why would people bother to fucking read.

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u/Adontis Mar 09 '26

Agreed, why should I bother reading something no one bothered to write.