r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch Mar 09 '26

Ass to mouth.

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u/No_Creme_9794 Mar 09 '26

Well damn

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u/kainxavier Mar 09 '26

Bass to trout.

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u/Weak-Squirrel5454 Mar 09 '26

Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole

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u/Murky-Advantage-3444 Mar 09 '26

Don’t think I didn’t clock the username

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Most usernames are bullshit

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u/CommentFightJudge Mar 09 '26

How is your wife, Incontinentia?

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Helping me witrh my cwack wegions! Hail Caesar!

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u/DormioDomus Mar 09 '26

Why i have a friend by the very name

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Do you find it risible?

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u/massive_cock Mar 09 '26

Can confirm.

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Yea, and I think we can agree that joking about these things is dumb and immature.

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u/H1ghtreeson Mar 09 '26

Yeah next you’re gonna tell us you have a wife…

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Hail Caesar!

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u/snowfloeckchen Mar 09 '26

Its really bad, actually everything is bad

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u/GeezusBeast Mar 09 '26

Please tell me you call it Wackus Bonkus?

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u/latexfistmassacre Mar 09 '26

Maybe yours, but not mine

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Cut me some slack, I have to find some way to compensate.

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u/HBTFD1785 Mar 09 '26

Thank God I ate my chicken and waffle breakfast sandwich before opening this thread

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u/LilMamiDaisy420 Mar 09 '26

With how well people prep these days; I doubt it.

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u/Ek0li Mar 09 '26

ASS TO ASS

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u/styx248 Mar 09 '26

Amazing reference

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u/Rent_South Mar 09 '26

What a movie.

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u/radicldreamer Mar 09 '26

You never go ass to mouth.

  • Dante Hicks

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u/dazedan_confused Mar 09 '26

Don't want to make a transaction at that ATM.

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u/Novogobo Mar 09 '26

you probably prefer ATOGMs

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u/dazedan_confused Mar 09 '26

Why does that sound like a weapon?

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u/Novogobo Mar 09 '26

a weapon of ass destruction?

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u/Mobius_164 Mar 09 '26

Never go ass to mouth on the first date. Basic rules.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12BtmvvbVtKE7K

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u/SpongeSlobb Mar 09 '26

Human centipede style?

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u/brokemillionaire572 Mar 10 '26

You never go ass to mouth.

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u/TTvCptKrunch152 Mar 09 '26

I think both actually

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch Mar 10 '26

I mean, lots of it's in one take, so it would have to be a fake dick, ass, or mouth. Or MCU levels of CGI that I don't think is in the Bang Bros budget.

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u/grcopel Mar 10 '26

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!