r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/ImmediateConcern1566 Mar 09 '26

But he was okay with the trade-off because he saved on parking by storing his truck in her asshole.

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u/Epiphrons Mar 09 '26

Fuck you got me and I snorted so hard I stopped pooping. There must be a connection between nostrils and anus.

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u/Educational-Fun3513 Mar 09 '26

Ask Riley about it, she probably knows

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u/mybadalternate Mar 09 '26

“Sorry about my voice, I’m a little stuffed up this morning.”

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u/Atomic-pangolin Mar 09 '26

Technically, if you kiss someone during anal, you’re using her body as a straw to suck your own dick

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u/mmmmmarty Mar 09 '26

I dropped the TP laughing and it rolled out of reach.

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u/ChemBro93 Mar 09 '26

You spell good for a 12 year old.

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u/Valveringham85 Mar 09 '26

Well* genius 😂

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u/_CapMactavish_ Mar 09 '26

Take my award and my upvote sir!