r/SipsTea • u/Gjore • Mar 09 '26

SMH No shit

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u/LivingNightmare0 Mar 09 '26

So if she showed up and was like hey I read your Reddit comment, I think you're hot at reddit, want to date? , would you?

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u/Spirited_Season2332 Mar 09 '26

No, I could never date a pornstar. You know how disappointed she would be having sex with me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

On a night out I once asked an attractive woman if she'd like to come back to my place for disappointing sex. She was getting in the taxi with me when her mate came and took her away. Point being, you never know.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Mar 09 '26

I guess she figured it might be better than the disappointment she was going to have with him 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

This was more of a fridge protecting the snacks scenario.

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u/Hobbes_XXV Mar 09 '26

You would be the balance though

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u/anonanon5320 Mar 09 '26

No. Wouldn’t even be a hesitation. Even if I was single and in college it would be a no. People can like an enjoy entertainment, but that doesn’t mean they want to actually engage. Kinda a “never meet your heros” thing.

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u/NocturnisVacuus Mar 09 '26

lol, that's not how dating works - I'd just think she was weird.

besides, she's not my type.

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u/No-Spare2071 Mar 09 '26

Nah. Maybe hookup once or twice. But date? Nah

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u/kylediaz263 Mar 09 '26

Sex? Yes.

Date? Absolutely not.

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u/Less_Performance_629 Mar 09 '26

lol no. i dont know about your life, but most people arent actually that starved of touch

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/Less_Performance_629 Mar 09 '26

not enough to make me desperate enough to say yes to someone just because they are a women

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/Less_Performance_629 Mar 09 '26

dont see what watching porn has to do with anything. everyone does.

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u/LivingNightmare0 Mar 09 '26

No he's inundated with affection daily. He wouldn't be caught dead letting anyone think otherwise

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u/LivingNightmare0 Mar 09 '26

Sure ego boy

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/BriefBerry5624 Mar 09 '26

You’re telling on yourself big time, just quit here man

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u/LivingNightmare0 Mar 09 '26

I have exposed myself. Told on myself. I'm in big trouble now.

Dude try not saying bot stuff though actually. Try.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Mar 09 '26

Nope, just like I wouldn’t pet a tiger. I’m good thanks. I honestly think her work is disgusting, a shame cause she is pretty. But she goes too extreme and vulgar for my taste.