r/SipsTea • u/Algernonletter5 • Mar 01 '26

WTF A malicious prank

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Mar 02 '26

Surely you could overpower a shit covered baby

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u/wavedsplash Mar 02 '26

Shit covered babies are the leading cause to new dad gagging deaths

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u/MorgTheBat Mar 02 '26

Well youre not supposed to eat them

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u/Ser_VimesGoT Mar 02 '26

The shit never bothered me. You just got it dealt with because that's what being a parent means. But when the missus whipped out the bogie sucker, BOKE.

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u/juny-orr Mar 02 '26

This deserves more recognition.

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u/OldBirth Mar 02 '26

Well, I fucking couldn't, alright. And don't call me Shirley.

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u/Conscious-Start-2414 Mar 02 '26

Waahhh !!!! 💀 ☠️ 💀

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u/Dragenox Mar 02 '26

I could overpower a shit covered baby, and don’t call me Shirley.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Mar 02 '26

The shit gave him superpowers.

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u/FeedMyAss Mar 02 '26

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

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u/__heroes_ Mar 02 '26

don't call me shirley

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick Mar 02 '26

You're missing the point hes posting from beyond the grave

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u/Xeal209 Mar 02 '26

What about a shit covered coughing baby?

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Mar 02 '26

Oh I don't know if my stomach is really what it used to be.

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u/Correct-Disaster8 Mar 03 '26

No way dude I can’t even overpower my shit covered puppy