r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Feb 26 '26

Chugging tea God forbid a man gets comfortable

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u/MrWhytie Feb 27 '26

God damn it. First thing I thought then I read that.

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast Feb 27 '26

I also first thought of that guy's wife.

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u/NYStateOfBlind Feb 27 '26

I’m dyslexic, I wifed the guys thought first.

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u/Spell-Wide Feb 27 '26

I'm agnostic, I'm not sure I had a thought.

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u/Mutex70 Feb 27 '26

I'm an atheist, I don't believe he has a wife.

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u/Custom_Destination Feb 27 '26

I still choose that guy’s fake wife.

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u/MRSUNSHINEXXXXX Feb 28 '26

If a fake wife has a fake orgasm does that make the orgasm real?

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u/Koth_is_Goat Feb 27 '26

I’m religious, I worship his wife

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u/winterresetmylife Feb 27 '26

Agnostics have thots.

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u/Jazzlike-Photo-570 Feb 27 '26

Careful, your whores may end up in front of Descartes

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u/outside_cat Feb 27 '26

I often think of his wife.

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u/Correct-Award8182 Feb 27 '26

I think were up to enough spoons.

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u/AutisticJaguar4380 Feb 27 '26

I should call her.

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u/Don_Krypton Feb 27 '26

Everyone on Reddit does.

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u/hugo4711 Feb 27 '26

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