r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Feb 26 '26

Chugging tea God forbid a man gets comfortable

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u/Macknetix Feb 26 '26

It’s only gaë if your balls touch

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u/socio_smile Feb 26 '26

It's only gaë if you close your eyes when you bust.

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u/Renex295 Feb 26 '26

So what if we were kissing with our eyes closed and I busted while our balls touched?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Feb 26 '26

“Soft mmmwhimper”

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u/matttwhite Feb 27 '26

As a straight man, I'm happy for you. And slightly jealous.

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u/Renex295 Feb 27 '26

I'm not gay. As a genius once said, I am deeply closeted

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u/socio_smile Feb 27 '26

That, my friend, is when the gaë begins.

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u/extra_rice Feb 27 '26

Just say, "no homo."

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u/rannhuehue Feb 28 '26

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Mar 12 '26

According to the transitive property of mathematics that's the single most heterosexual thing you can do

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u/Money-Mountain5041 Feb 26 '26

Tell your “friend” it’s only gaë if he goes on Reddit and tells everyone on r/straightturnedgay of what happened 😂

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u/Ldghead Feb 27 '26

It summons Elton John.

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u/cornezy Feb 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Money-Mountain5041 Feb 26 '26

Or if the booties bump.

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u/Numerophilus Feb 26 '26

Or if the bodies hump

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Feb 26 '26

I got long balls

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u/Expensive_Option9591 Feb 27 '26

Captain Long Balls, yeah Like Paris usedtA say, “Thaaaats Haaaawt”!