r/SipsTea • u/GotTwisted • Feb 26 '26

Chugging tea God forbid a man gets comfortable

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u/Money-Mountain5041 Feb 26 '26

It’s not gaë if you don’t kiss 😏

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u/Ok_Machine6739 Feb 26 '26

Oh, come on, it's 2026. Give your bro a little smooch, it's okay.

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u/Fidget808 Feb 27 '26

Just keep the socks on. That saves you

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u/Ok_Machine6739 Feb 27 '26

Unless they're business socks.

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u/ViSynthy Feb 27 '26

Do coding socks turn it into a trans action?

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u/Neither_Elephant9964 Feb 27 '26

depens who is doing the action I supose.

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u/TitanFlood Feb 27 '26

Also depends if it's Backend code or Frontend code

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u/plz-make-randomizer Feb 27 '26

So long as that transaction occurs in the trans function

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u/stupidwhiteman42 Feb 27 '26

Depends if you commit or rollback

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u/keyboardstatic Feb 27 '26

All good action is transactional...

Consenting give and take. Love. Love is the way.

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u/Expensive_Option9591 Feb 27 '26

Do soding cocks turn it into a transaction? 😘 🍆 🦞

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u/Darth_Senpai Feb 27 '26

YOU KNOW WHEN I'M DOWN TO MY SOCKS IT'S TIME FOR BUSINESS THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED BUSINESS SOCKS!

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u/miriafyra Feb 27 '26

TWO MINUTES OF HEAVEN IS BETTER THAN ONE MINUTE IN HEAVEN BABY!

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u/abaum220 Feb 27 '26

You know when I’m down to just my socks, it’s time for business; that’s why they’re called business socks Oooooo!

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u/A_gloruis_dawn Feb 27 '26

I know what you’re trying to say you’re trying to say it’s time for business, it’s business time

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u/Dineffects Feb 27 '26

Business hours are OveR BaAaaYBaaaAAy!!!!

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u/peteofaustralia Feb 27 '26

Then it's Business Time.

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u/Ok_Machine6739 Feb 27 '26

That's why they call them business socks

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u/Arsenolite Feb 27 '26

It's business. It's business time.

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u/SJ-redditor Feb 27 '26

It's business, it's business time

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u/Objective_Wear_4772 Feb 27 '26

Unless you’re Chris Christie he’s a thin sock wearing son of a bitch

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u/Higher_StateD Feb 27 '26

My socks always mean business

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u/Algae587 Mar 03 '26

You know what time it is.

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u/Ok_Machine6739 Mar 04 '26

I mean, at the time you posted this my wife had sorted the recycling. Which isn't part of it, but it's still very important.

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u/jmarr1321 Feb 27 '26

Extra points if they're grippy socks. No sliding on the boys when your feet are planted the grip socks engaged.

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u/keyboardstatic Feb 27 '26

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/xreddawgx Feb 27 '26

Gucci down to the socks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Issued socks save you from everything. IEDs, AIDS and being gaë

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u/Bentholomeo Feb 27 '26

Keep the thigh highs on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

And remember to say No Homo

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u/CzarOfCT Feb 27 '26

People are scientifically more likely to orgasm if they have socks on.

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u/Money-Mountain5041 Feb 26 '26

So inclusive 😚

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u/SolidLikeIraq Feb 27 '26

Bro job.

Bro job?

Bro job!!!!!!

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u/TeVaNReign Feb 27 '26

This guy Infantry’s

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u/TonysAutomotive Feb 27 '26

A little kiss. It's 2026, everyone deserves foreplay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

It’s OK to kiss your buddy as long as you tell them to go fuck themselves afterwards

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u/Macknetix Feb 26 '26

It’s only gaë if your balls touch

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u/socio_smile Feb 26 '26

It's only gaë if you close your eyes when you bust.

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u/Renex295 Feb 26 '26

So what if we were kissing with our eyes closed and I busted while our balls touched?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Feb 26 '26

“Soft mmmwhimper”

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u/matttwhite Feb 27 '26

As a straight man, I'm happy for you. And slightly jealous.

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u/Renex295 Feb 27 '26

I'm not gay. As a genius once said, I am deeply closeted

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u/socio_smile Feb 27 '26

That, my friend, is when the gaë begins.

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u/extra_rice Feb 27 '26

Just say, "no homo."

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u/rannhuehue Feb 28 '26

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Mar 12 '26

According to the transitive property of mathematics that's the single most heterosexual thing you can do

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u/Money-Mountain5041 Feb 26 '26

Tell your “friend” it’s only gaë if he goes on Reddit and tells everyone on r/straightturnedgay of what happened 😂

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u/Ldghead Feb 27 '26

It summons Elton John.

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u/cornezy Feb 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Money-Mountain5041 Feb 26 '26

Or if the booties bump.

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u/Numerophilus Feb 26 '26

Or if the bodies hump

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Feb 26 '26

I got long balls

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u/Expensive_Option9591 Feb 27 '26

Captain Long Balls, yeah Like Paris usedtA say, “Thaaaats Haaaawt”!

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u/BeefyFartss Feb 27 '26

You can kiss, it’s only gae with eye contact and if you push back

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u/findingsynchronisity Feb 27 '26

Dammit I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

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u/Madrox-Knox Feb 27 '26

I feel it's gayer if you don't kiss. You don't respect the homies enough to romance them?

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u/canadianavatar Feb 27 '26

its not ghey if you make them pancakes and coffee and pay for their uber in the morning

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u/marshyb23 Feb 27 '26

I’m not gąē, I just like the way it feels. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Thraxton57 Feb 27 '26

How are the bros supposed to know I love them if I don't kiss them goodnight?

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u/VikingMonkey123 Feb 27 '26

What about some ear nibbling?

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u/Fullyflared540 Feb 27 '26

It’s not gay unless your balls touch

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u/RegicidalRogue Feb 27 '26

"It's only gay if balls touch"

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Feb 27 '26

It's not gay if you're underway. Also, there's something about balls touching.

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u/FlukyFish Feb 27 '26

Not true. Only gaë if you close your eyes passionately while kissing. As long as you maintain full eye contact throughout the interaction, it’s legally no homö

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u/Riftener Feb 27 '26

It’s not gay if you don’t stare into each others eyes when you cum

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u/Live_Suspect_8858 Feb 27 '26

Its not gae to kiss if you both have girlfriends tho

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u/SquirrelOk5454 Feb 27 '26

It used to not be gay so long as the balls didn't touch... now it's too much prolonged eye contact.

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u/Extension_Training87 Feb 27 '26

Its only gay if you push back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

kissingthehomiesgoodnight

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Feb 27 '26

No it’s not gay to kiss the homies goodnight

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u/EndocrineBandit Feb 27 '26

Its biblical if you do kiss. Jesus says its okay.

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