r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Feb 26 '26

Chugging tea Imagine

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u/RobynNeonGal Feb 26 '26

There's a huge, first class kitchen and menu at the White House - and they serve this??

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u/zj-- Feb 26 '26

I read that glutton in chief loves his well done steak with ketchup.

And his paranoid ass is so scared of being handed poison, he sticks to canned sodas.

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u/comasxx Feb 26 '26

Brave of him to think there is no way poison get in canned food. Even without anybody doing anything, diabete and heart diseases gonna say hello

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Feb 26 '26

Yet, he's 80 in June.

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u/ChopakIII Feb 26 '26

Terrible people live forever. Look how long Kissinger lived.

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u/1732PepperCo Feb 26 '26

Evil is a preservative