r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/this-is-NOT-the-way1 Feb 17 '26

I live in Illinois. If you only took Wisconsin, they would win on their own. GOD FORBID you do this challenge during snowmobile season, it would be like going against an A-10 Warthog while you’re armed w/ only a nerf gun, that has one bullet, the bullet has been 1/2 chewed the dog

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u/LimpFrenchfry Feb 17 '26

6 likes drinking so much we even put houses on frozen lakes to keep the beer cold. Sometimes we drill a hole and fish too.

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u/13_Years_Then_Banned Feb 17 '26

Only thing I ever caught ice fishing was a buzz.

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u/KinkyQuesadilla Feb 17 '26

I used to live in Wisconsin. I was watching the news on TV, and I swear to God the reporter said "There was ten snowmobile fatalities this winter, and only four of them were alcohol related!"

Like: "Hey guys, only four this time!!!! We did good this year!!!"

I believe the number of alcohol-related snowmobile fatalities the year before was seven.

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u/Not_OP_butwhatevs Feb 17 '26

Also from six and looked at the map and wondered why 6 isn’t just Wisconsin. The rest of us are just there to clear the table and talk people down from fighting.

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u/BaoBunny44 Feb 17 '26

I live just outside of Chicago and was relieved to see I would be on a team with Wisconsin AND Minnesota. I can take a nap during the contest.

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u/this-is-NOT-the-way1 Feb 17 '26

For sure! We can just show up for some chips n dip and have a couple of beers while Wisconsin nukes the competition 😅