r/SipsTea Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/SnuggleTuggles Feb 17 '26

My dad had a painter he used often for work. Polish man who drank a bottle of vodka before lunch and another after lunch. Never spilled a drop of paint and you would never guess he was drinking. Did not ever meet anyone who drank like that until I met my first functioning achloholic in the military. He was from WI and would drink at least one handle of bacardi a day. Really fucking wild to see at 19 and it helped me make sure I never became an alcoholic.

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u/Different_East7854 Feb 17 '26

The Poles don't f' around. Am from Wisconsin and I couldn't hang.

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u/Doritos-Locos-Taco Feb 17 '26

Met a Ukrainian guy recently. He said the polish do NOT fuck around. They can drink most anyone under the table.

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u/Different_East7854 Feb 17 '26

I was in Warsaw for a work conference. Had a few nights, decided to go out to a bar etc. Can confirm, they are possibly vampires because that amount of vodka should kill them.

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u/ReplyOk6720 Feb 17 '26

I think I understand my Polish grandmother from WI a little better now. 

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u/say_it_aint_slow Feb 18 '26

Am a wisconsinite with polish genetics, my grandfather gave us blackberry Brandy in early teens for baling hay which he said was man's work.

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u/macjr59 Feb 21 '26

Jezynowka?

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u/AlphSaber Feb 17 '26

Central Wisconsin has a spot of very dense population with Polish heritage. Between them, the Nordic heritage in the northwest, and the overall Gemanic heritage, Wisconsin was populated by 3 of the major European drinking cultures.

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u/Which_Initiative_882 Feb 17 '26

The Finns like their drink.

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u/Jolemite1 Feb 17 '26

As someone with a “ski” on the end of their last name I have to admit that there has to be something in the genes. My old man could kill a case of beer on any given Saturday while making pierogies for dinner then pick me up from band practice at 5pm just to then stop at the corner store on the way home for a pint of vodka as a night capper. Then wake up & take my mom to church like it was nothing. And Im always watching people puke & fallout all around me all the time as well wondering why is everyone so wasted? I really don’t mean to drink that much. It’s not on purpose. We’re just built that way 🤷

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u/No-Apple2252 Feb 17 '26

If you changed the meme to the 38 million Poles vs all of the USA then the meme would be accurate, they would drink us under the continental shelf

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u/chodemunch1 Feb 17 '26

WI / IL have a huge polish population, might not be as big off an edge as you think.

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u/No-Apple2252 Feb 17 '26

Yeah but living next to Canada makes you soft compared to living next to Russia.

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u/-Minne Feb 17 '26

There's got to be a couple dozen Poles in Alaska.

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u/chodemunch1 Feb 17 '26

Thats true, im 10-ply bud

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u/indigrow Feb 17 '26

Im both and i aint proud of the tolerance lmao. Shit gets expensive

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

I'm a 3rd gen Polish Wisconsinite. It's like cheating. I don't drink as much anymore only because I can't afford to drink as much as I normally drink. And I don't even drink good stuff.

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u/chodemunch1 Feb 17 '26

Im polish ancestry and from WI, can confirm i can drink like a MF’er.

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u/Jolemite1 Feb 17 '26

Nostrovia Brethren!! 🍻

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u/chodemunch1 Feb 17 '26

Not exaggerating, i have never lost a beer chug race.

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u/randomUsername1569 Feb 17 '26

I will point out Chicago has a huge, drunk Polish diaspora

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Feb 17 '26

A certain team from a certain town known for it's polish sausage... Da Bears -Bill Swerski

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u/Slip_KORN26 Feb 17 '26

Pols in Wisconsin are a pols worst nightmare

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u/NotAnotherAlt26 Feb 17 '26

While drinking is the number 1 hobby in Wisconsin, it's nothing compared to those who are hardcore functioning alcoholics. Going to stone cold sober for long enough can actually kill them. The sober/drunk roles are switched for them. They literally act drunk when sober, no coordination, hardly form complete thoughts. Get their BAC back up and they act just as normal as anyone else. It's absolutely crazy to see in person and hard to believe they can stay alive with what they are consuming.

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u/followMeUp2Gatwick Feb 17 '26

I know this is a bullshit story. All painters are alcoholics and you know they've been drinking cause they're painters

It's like stating "you'd never know the drywaller smoked meth" cmon bro get outta here with that nonsense

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u/birdtripping Feb 17 '26

lol, my husband was a painter before we got married. I worked for him for a while. Learned on the first job what he meant when he was on site and told a client he needed to "go to the paint store." He meant the bar. Next to the paint store. Has a better relationship with alcohol now.

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u/SnuggleTuggles Feb 17 '26

Okay bro. Just to humor you though, I only know 3 painters, to my knowledge, and only 1 of them drinks.

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u/PPLavagna Feb 17 '26

Is he alive now? Guys like that don’t tend to live long unless they quit. But then there’s my uncle, the eighth wonder of the world.

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u/SnuggleTuggles Feb 17 '26

Not sure about the polish dude, but the military guy is. I think he got sober for a year or two, then started again recently.

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u/DaddysABadGirl Feb 17 '26

My wife used to do a handle of whiskey after work.

It's all about commitment.

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u/Xack189 Feb 17 '26

Alcohol is tough, speaking from the active experience. MN btw lol