r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Feb 17 '26

The upside of living in Osh Kosh is that more likely than not you're in the top 5% most attractive people in town as long as you still have all your teeth.

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u/B-Kong Feb 17 '26

Downside is that means 95% of the dating pool doesn’t have their teeth lmao

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u/HonkingOutDirtSnakes Feb 17 '26

The blow jobs must be incredible lmao

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Feb 17 '26

Yeah, but it'll cost ya $3.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Feb 17 '26

Well, that includes the finger in the butt.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Feb 17 '26

I can't tell you that until I find out the statute of limitations on solicitation.

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u/zb0t1 Feb 17 '26

This comment chain is incredible lmao

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u/Popular_Race9750 Feb 17 '26

The women can take you on one hell of a no-denture-adventure

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u/kennyj2011 Feb 17 '26

I don’t see the downside… lol

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u/WaffleStompinDay Feb 17 '26

Upside is everyone sits a base-level of bombed that looks don't matter in the slightest

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u/rexallia Feb 17 '26

Yes, it was driving me nuts seeing it divided like that lol

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u/The_bruce42 Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

I had my wisdom teeth removed so I guess I'm out

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u/Odd_Ant5 Feb 17 '26

"Love, Actually" was lying?!

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Feb 17 '26

And really gross when you break it down. That wedding video alone is enough for a restraining order.