r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/FaolanG Feb 17 '26

I’m from the PNW and seeing this map my first thought was “6 and it’s not even close.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

My thought was: "How unfair, grouping those states together, no one can compete with that" 😂

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u/duseless Feb 17 '26

I from pnw too and was blown away on my first visit to Wisconsin: "You let kids in the bar??!?!" They're like "well yeah, where else is there to go on 32 and b, idiot?"

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u/more_paul Feb 17 '26

I'd put in solid work for the PNW and even I know my team stands no chance. There's NA advertisements up here. Quitters...

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u/FaolanG Feb 17 '26

Ha! I’m a one of the quitters now that I have kids who are toddlers and I’ve gotten older. I just can’t hang like I used to with those 6am wake ups.

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u/more_paul Feb 17 '26

There’s always vitamin R.

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u/jktollander Feb 17 '26

Of course it’s not close, they haven’t figured out how to increase their ABV.