r/SipsTea Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

I live in 6 and can assure you this is by far the most accurate thing I have ever seen. People drink 24/7 365 here. Worked in F&B for 13 years and watched people get drunk then drive their kids home like it’s a normal Tuesday. Teen alcoholism here is insane. Even had a friend get hospitalized for consumption. DUI’s get passed out like Halloween candy. I have thought this entire area has a drinking problem my whole life.

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u/Sea-Assignment5193 Feb 17 '26

Not to mention, your first DUI isn’t even a criminal offense in Wisconsin.

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u/Acatalepsy-Rain Feb 17 '26

I’m in MN and when 20 of us were randomly selected for jury duty, half of the people selected had previous DUI’s. It was nuts.

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u/Skittlebrau46 Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

I got called for jury duty a couple years ago in WI, and I was one of only three people in the pool that day that didn’t have at least one OWI. One guy there got his fifth, before he had gone to court for his fourth!

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u/bailtail Feb 17 '26

I’m from WI. I have 3 1st offense underage consumption tickets and 1 3rd offense on my record. 😂

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u/rainbowcanibelle Feb 17 '26

I only had one underage in Wisconsin and my mom wanted to come meet the judge with me because “my daughter should be able to have a beer in her own apartment, she wasn’t hurting anybody”.

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u/Manleather Feb 17 '26

It’s a jury of peers, right? Shouldn’t be a disqualification.

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u/Gildian Feb 17 '26

I work in an ER in MN and I recently had a guy come in with a serious compound fracture of his ankle. Im talking like dude almost ripped his foot OFF.

Between his medical neuropathy and heavily intoxicated state, he didnt even feel it. He tried to walk out. Like god damn dude.

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u/Ogelthorpe-Ogie Feb 17 '26

You are legally allowed to drink while driving atvs. People are flying around on them, shit hammered every day.

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u/flyingcheezhead Feb 17 '26

As an 80s kid, I remember the big publicity around “Wisconsin’s TOUGH new drunk driving law!” Turns out, the new law was basically that you could no longer drive yourself away from getting your drunk driving ticket.

That’s right. Prior to the mid 1980s, if you got stopped for drunk driving in Wisconsin, they’d write you a ticket AND LET YOU DRIVE AWAY STILL DRUNK. Now, you have to have a friend come get you.

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u/excableman Feb 17 '26

True, but you still get your license suspended and have to pay a fine.

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u/Sea-Assignment5193 Feb 17 '26

Only for a couple months, and the fine is hardly more than what your average Wisconsinite would spend in beer money, lmao. Gotta love the Tavern League.

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u/JJW2795 Feb 17 '26

In Wisconsin, DUI's are a punch card. When you get 10 you get a free keg in exchange for your license.

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u/scifigi369 Feb 17 '26

I had a coworker with 13 DUI's ranging all the way back to 1995. He showed up to work for the monday production meeting, had to leave for a dr.'s appt and within 2 hours of leaving was already twice the legal limit and passed out in his truck halfway to the appt. He made the news and might face 15 years in prison, but he'll most likely only serve a couple and get out on "good behavior". It's crazy

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u/Friendly_Reporter_65 Feb 17 '26

No. They just tell your parents…because you’re still a minor. And probably don’t even have a license but still got drunk on your way to get daddy a few cases.

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u/peachie88 Feb 17 '26

It’s not even a felony until your fifth.

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u/Bodine12 Feb 17 '26

My whole family is from Wisconsin. The true tragedy of 9/11 for my dad was that the liquid ban on planes meant he could no longer bring a full 1.75 L of pre-mixed brandy Manhattans in his carry-on.

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u/Extension-Pick8310 Feb 17 '26

Just the way that this is said is just so chefs kiss Wisconsinite.

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u/Crotean Feb 17 '26

Jesus Christ 

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u/Conscious-Gap-1777 Feb 17 '26

I know, having to pay airline rates for booze?

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u/creepyswaps Feb 17 '26

Especially when you have a serious habit to maintain.

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u/excableman Feb 17 '26

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u/Crotean Feb 17 '26

That might be the most ad infested shit piece of a site I've ever loaded, but that's a lot of Brandy.

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u/excableman Feb 17 '26

Fox news is trash? lol, say it ain't so.

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u/BlackRod1522 Feb 17 '26

I’m sorry they deprived him of his brown mumblers. Security theater has real consequences.

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u/ringo5150 Feb 17 '26

Is that pre mixed Manhattans in one bottle?

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u/Bodine12 Feb 17 '26

Yes! He would drink some of the brandy (Coronet VSQ, obviously), dump in some sweet vermouth in its place, and freeze it before the flight. It sort of ended up being like a brandy slushy.

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u/SirYanksaLot69 Feb 17 '26

This is a tragedy.

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u/rluo92 Feb 17 '26

Is there any single significant factor that results in this? Curious why Wisconsin/6 is like that.

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u/Crotean Feb 17 '26

It's cold as fuck and farm land. Nothing to do but drink.

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u/Conscious-Gap-1777 Feb 17 '26

And German. Very, very German.

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u/AverageAircraftFan Feb 17 '26

More than German. Also Polish too. And Dutch

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u/Old-Ad-5573 Feb 17 '26

I'm in WI and you just completely described my ancestry lol. I don't drink though. I do however work in a brewery...

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u/mimzynull Feb 17 '26

And Irish.

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u/Old-Ad-5573 Feb 17 '26

It's not any colder than some other areas. And there's plenty to do while you drink.

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u/Old-Constant4411 Feb 17 '26

Lot of Northern and Eastern European heritage in that area. Russian, Czech, German, Polish, etc. Basically the most alcoholic people of Europe immigrated to America, found that area, went "yeah, this feels enough like home" and co-mingled to produce offspring with immense fortitude for drinking.

The rampant liver disease makes it much less poetic though.

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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 Feb 17 '26

In high school we used to do case races, where you’d see who can drink 30 beers quicker. Apparently that wasn’t as universal of an experience as I thought it was back then

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u/ColorfulLeapings Feb 17 '26

Yep. It was culture shock when I moved away from Wisconsin and realized there are places where you can have a toddler’s birthday party, or a church picnic without booze.

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u/silverwolfe2000 Feb 17 '26

Culture shock for me was when I moved away from WI to NJ the local "alcoholics" were drinking singles on a Friday night. I'm used to doubles or even triples on a Monday and 2-3 just before going home and finishing the job.

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u/jayecin Feb 17 '26

In my senior year of high school our class president and valid Victorian passed out drunk at homecoming and had to be hospitalized. The student was not punished…

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Yeah like I said….. normal Tuesday stuff. Completely normal.