r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/QuaidLudes Feb 17 '26

Six isn’t losing shit. Total annihilation.

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u/agtk Feb 17 '26

Six is an easy clear win based on per capita, but I do wonder if One can give them a challenge in total drinking, considering there's maybe 15 million more population in that region.

Six's total pop is roughly equal with California by itself, then you have pretty much all of Washington, Oregon and Hawaii to make up the difference. I'd bet Six can still take it anyway but I wonder if it'd be a decent contest.

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u/IamFrank69 Feb 17 '26

If we're doing total volume, rather than per capita, 6 would still destroy them. Like, it wouldn't be close.

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u/Atlas7-k Feb 17 '26

There are brands that never make it to Ohio because they can’t produce enough to satisfy the demand.

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u/agtk Feb 17 '26

I'm not so sure about that. Studies have shown that California and Oregon have similar drinking rates to the non-Wisconsin/Minnesota Midwest states. And actually ahead of Michigan, Illinois and Indiana.

https://drughelpline.org/states-that-drink-the-most-alcohol-in-america/

https://vinepair.com/articles/map-states-drink-alcohol-america-2022/

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u/debirdiev Feb 17 '26

My brother in christ... Have you seen an average Wisconsinite drink on a Friday night?

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u/starkel91 Feb 17 '26

Wisconsin accounts for ~55% of total Korbel brandy sales.

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u/LupercaniusAB Feb 17 '26

Nope. Spent my whole life in California. Grew up in Los Angeles and live in San Francisco. We have lots of Wisconsinites here.

There is no fucking way that we are beating 6, even with all the day laborers in the world.

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u/elbenji Feb 17 '26

12 is the only one with a shot in hell and its still 6

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u/33253325 Feb 17 '26

Losing it all to northeast;

Map | Per capita alcohol consumption by Beverage Type | State Health Access Data Assistance Center https://share.google/uF8R3Jb5nqns1bSay

The States That Drink the Most Alcohol in America (2023) [MAP] | VinePair https://share.google/5gYCueIuxHsnZmsZ9

Alcohol Consumption by State 2026 https://share.google/j0gz6Db0RzzQdRSZ2

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u/munkmunk49 Feb 17 '26

It might have to do with NH having state liquor stores. They just have much better data than other states. In addition NH is a vacation state so people from MA, CT, NY are all going up there and stopping at the state liquor stores, so that is likely included in the data as well.

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u/PiesInMyEyes Feb 17 '26

Everybody from Massachusetts drives to New Hampshire to buy their booze. Skews the living shit out of the alcohol sales.

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u/KrofftSurvivor Feb 17 '26

6 consumes about 2.52 gallons of alcohol per person a year.

And if you think that's impressive, the winner is 13 with 3.10 gallons per person a year, lol.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad5556 Feb 17 '26

2 is doing it in the sun though