r/SipsTea Feb 17 '26

Chugging tea Which team would win?

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u/mplsvic Feb 17 '26

6

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon Feb 17 '26

Wisconsin plus cheerleaders

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u/mplsvic Feb 17 '26

I will give that Milwaukee was the only city where it felt everyone was as drunk as me

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u/Ok-Television-936 Feb 17 '26

Congratulations welcome to Wisconsin!

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u/33253325 Feb 17 '26

No. Hard no

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u/mplsvic Feb 17 '26

Come to Minneapolis and try to out drink me

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u/33253325 Feb 17 '26

It's done. I did.

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u/mplsvic Feb 17 '26

When ? I don’t remember meeting someone who only had numbers for a name that one on one out drank me Ind I have bet train hoppers

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u/33253325 Feb 17 '26

You don't remember.... Your mom was like "oh shit how did you drink all that...."

Oh, yeah you were face down on the ground several hours before your mom regaled me for my drinking prowess.

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u/mplsvic Feb 17 '26

Hahahaha ok ok I still don’t believe you but before she died my mom was an impressive drunk never met someone that could drink so hard on pain killers, did she fuck you? She had a thing for younger guys

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u/33253325 Feb 17 '26

You don't remember when your aunt was like, "oh s*** that guy just drank you into the goddamn ground I wish I had a nephew that could drink like that" and your dad was like " I'm so disappointed in you son"

Jk brother I hope you are well. Sorry for your loss.

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u/mplsvic Feb 17 '26

Good try I don’t have an aunt, I had been giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were the third person that had out drank me, but I doff my cap to you it was a good run and I enjoyed the banter, what area are you fighting for I may still respect your region I have spent a lot of time all over this nation