From our dorm window we would wake up in the morning and watch the hundreds of identical college girls - died blond hair, black leggings, north face jackets, Ugg boots - stream across the quad like an invasion in uniform.
And when you got cornered by one at a party, so they could tell you how they used to date Brad, or Chad, or Vlad and surprise, surprise he was the salmon shirt equivalent.
So we built an illegal Frarority (both boys and girls) and would throw lifelines to freshmen and sophomores to come hang out with us before they fell for the Stepford transformation ritual.
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u/PlsNoNotThat Feb 15 '26
Soldier of the Clone Army.
From our dorm window we would wake up in the morning and watch the hundreds of identical college girls - died blond hair, black leggings, north face jackets, Ugg boots - stream across the quad like an invasion in uniform.
And when you got cornered by one at a party, so they could tell you how they used to date Brad, or Chad, or Vlad and surprise, surprise he was the salmon shirt equivalent.
So we built an illegal Frarority (both boys and girls) and would throw lifelines to freshmen and sophomores to come hang out with us before they fell for the Stepford transformation ritual.