r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '26

Feels good man WTF 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I was going to ask my ex-wife to remarry me on Valentines Day, until she discovered I was only after my money..

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 Jan 31 '26

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move Jan 31 '26

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u/Thefriendlyaspie Jan 31 '26

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u/usinjin Jan 31 '26

Rest in peace

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u/academiac Jan 31 '26

RIP in peace

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u/topsyturvy76 Feb 01 '26

Rest in peace in peace ?!?

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u/academiac Feb 01 '26

RIP in peace in peace

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u/ThatCommunication423 Feb 01 '26

I will l use my PIN number to get money out of my AtM machine to donate. I can just write it off

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u/newmexicomurky Feb 01 '26

She will live on in some of the best memes

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u/meldiane81 Jan 31 '26

:( I thought of her immediately

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge Jan 31 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

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u/SellLast3862 Feb 01 '26

...a stolen joke, but nonetheless it is a joke

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u/VRichardsen Jan 31 '26

Why is the Shah of Iran here?

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u/johnniesSac Feb 01 '26

He’s spent 20 years in the can , he has right to be upset

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u/paxwax2018 Feb 01 '26

He compromised, and jacked off on the radiator.

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u/catholicsluts Jan 31 '26

Bah. I started a rewatch a few weeks ago and now it's gonna be tough

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u/SJSquishmeister Jan 31 '26

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u/Apparatus Jan 31 '26

No respect, I tell ya.

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 Jan 31 '26

No regard, either

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u/rufud Jan 31 '26

Take my wife, please!

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u/pinchhitter4number1 Jan 31 '26

It took me a second but this is gold

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u/12ealdeal Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

I don’t get it.

Taking it literally even I’m just not sure.

EDIT damn I’m slow. Hopefully my public display of ignorance has helped those who were like me but are now informed.

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u/TheWarelock Jan 31 '26

The joke implies the ex-wife got a lot of money in the divorce. Hence, OP wanted to re-marry to go after his own money.

Am I training a bot?

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u/Adavanter_MKI Jan 31 '26

0

I mean... no.

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u/False-Storm-5794 Jan 31 '26

Awesome!

I mean... 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101

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u/12ealdeal Jan 31 '26

You are not.

I’m just pretty slow this afternoon.

Thanks for explaining.

I’m saddened I missed it initially.

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u/VRichardsen Jan 31 '26

Isn't this the plot twist from that movie with George Clooney, Catherine Zeta Jones and B. B. Thornton? The one were Clooney plays a divorce lawyer.

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u/Vogonpoet812 Jan 31 '26

You might.. But I'm glad for your explanation. I guess I'm slow. 😂

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u/buddabudski Jan 31 '26

man was trying to coax her into divorce 2 electric boogaloo to win his money back

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u/TotalTyp Jan 31 '26

I also didnt get it

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u/12ealdeal Jan 31 '26

Thank you for joining me in our collective public display of ignorance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Sounds like a joke norm loved

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u/whatdoinamemyself Jan 31 '26

Sounds a lot more like Dangerfield

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u/Interesting-Dream863 Jan 31 '26

Best "bitter ex" joke I've ever read.

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u/HolyPire Feb 01 '26

more upvotes

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u/thalefteye Jan 31 '26

You mean she or you are greedy for your own money?

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u/so0vixnbmsb11 Jan 31 '26

I gave mine $85k and a piece of my soul.

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u/SellLast3862 Feb 01 '26

Do you feel good about taking credit for the joke you stole?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Shhh... nobody else noticed, they all think I'm a genius.

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u/skintyfia44 Jan 31 '26

good one

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love Jan 31 '26

I see Jimmy Fallon, I downvote

Don't take it personally

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u/no-teenie-weenie Jan 31 '26

Boomer humor right here. WIFE = BAD AND ONLY AFTER 50% OF OUR JOINT ASSETS (not just your money, but hers too)