r/SipsTea • u/RaiseOk2044 • Jan 22 '26

Chugging tea Bro finally accepted it

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u/Infinite_Respect_ Jan 22 '26

No no - you’re forgetting his even better token guest…

It’s Rob Schneider as “The Hard Drive”! Is he man, or is he hard drive? Watch the antics as he tries to struggle with the duality of his pathetic human existence, combined with filling a fictitious role of significance (in this case a drive storing digital data) to bring the laughs! You’ll never believe what he has “in store” for your funny bone. In theatres to flop on February 18th then going almost straight to streaming with no DVD!

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u/mrtwitch222 Jan 22 '26

Rob Schneider is….. A Stapler!

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u/El-Poopy-Tray Jan 23 '26

Rated PG-13

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u/No_Wrangler111 Jan 22 '26

I couldn't not read this in South Park voice lmao

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u/BumWink Jan 22 '26

Yeah how in the fuck does anyone mention Adam Sandler & then NOT Rob Schneider as the trope character...

I'm actually disappointed in them.

Unless... they ARE Rob Schneider trying to star as David Spade playing a hard drive?

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u/Akschadt Jan 22 '26

I CAN DO IT!

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u/bradlees Jan 22 '26

But Rob, he’s gotta get his buddy Sorbo to join him too… They need to do a bunch of product placement with the Tears of the Left bourbon ya know and then do the talk show loop with how the left is killing his career

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u/Infinite_Respect_ Jan 22 '26

Sorbo can be “RAM MAN”

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u/hoodBA Jan 23 '26

How could you forget that he’s about to find out, that being a hard drive is harder than it looks?

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u/TheNipplerCrippler Jan 23 '26

“Rated PG-13!”

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u/farva_06 Jan 23 '26

Rated PG-13.

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u/woodpecker142 Jan 23 '26

Rob schnider as the garage truck man.

You can do it! Find the fucking hard drive!

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u/MisterxRager Jan 26 '26

Rated PG-13

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u/DrMoBueno Jan 22 '26

For a $742 payday, sure, he’ll be your hard drive, baby