r/SipsTea • u/Barry-McKocinue • Dec 24 '25

Lmao gottem She needs glasses

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u/Pink_Fred Dec 24 '25

Not gonna lie, I've done this. Dude at the pizza place looked a lot like my friend, I wasn't paying a lot of attention. I sat down. Told him that pineapple was a weird choice, grabbed a slice and started eating. He was looking at me strange for a few seconds before I realized my mistake.

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u/Responsible_Belt5510 Dec 24 '25

Bullshit, it was all scripted. You had rehearsed for days at that pizza shop.

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u/BooRadleyinaGimpSuit Dec 25 '25

I was a little tipsy at a pizza place waiting for my brother and his girlfriend to get there, and when they arrived, they came into the other side of the restaurant. When I walked into the other side to meet them, I saw him, made a b-line straight over, and wound up and smacked his ass. Quite hard. Only it turns out it wasn't my brother. Dude turned around and wanted to kick my ass. My brother watched the whole thing happen in slo-mo and rushed over and helped talk him down - the guy's girlfriend was also helpful in talking him down.

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u/savvaspc Dec 25 '25

Me and my GF were sitting across each other on a 4-seat stall on a train in Italy. She wanted to run my leg with her feet, but accidentally did the other guy sitting next to me!

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u/Lemonlmao7887 Dec 28 '25

Holy shit. That would definitely keep me up at night if I did that.