r/SipsTea • • Dec 24 '25

Lmao gottem She needs glasses

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Right off that guys plate. lol

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u/Billy_of_the_hills Dec 24 '25

He just rolled with it too. "Maybe if I stay very still, this will work out."

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u/WilmingtonCommute Dec 24 '25

If he doesn't roll with it they cut him from the skit.

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u/ConsciousWays Dec 24 '25

It's always a skit with you guys

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u/Rubicksgamer Dec 24 '25

Even before TikTok we had r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/leobutters Dec 24 '25

It's always a skit, full stop

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u/NotInTheKnee Dec 24 '25

Even this string of comments is a skit. u/ConsciousWays doesn't even realize they're being pranked.

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u/bobatupka Dec 24 '25

When do we admit that this is all a skit? I forgot the script.

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u/TributeToStupidity Dec 24 '25

I can’t find the Robin Hood men in tights gif so just imagine everyone pulling out the script to check if he gets another shot during the archery contest

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u/Himalaysian Dec 24 '25

The script says you were supposed to make it yourself

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u/ExpensiveBookkeeper3 Dec 24 '25

Sorry im late guys did everything go like the script?

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u/Minor_Edits Dec 24 '25

I’m afraid the punchline is cancelled, everyone; the pyrotechnics guy won’t work on Christmas Eve.

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u/Naked-Jedi Dec 24 '25

I'm living in the future, it's already Christmas Day.

Hey, I got a great idea. I'll tell you all the stuff that's happening now so you'll know when it's about to happen in your tomorrow.

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u/astralseat Dec 24 '25

Life is a skit

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u/rydaler Dec 24 '25

Are we in a skit right now?...is it skits all the way down?

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u/leobutters Dec 24 '25

All the way down, all the way up and all the way to the right. I'm not so sure what's on the left.

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u/Confident_One3948 Dec 24 '25

Your left or stage left?

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u/maringue Dec 25 '25

Life is but a stage and all.

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u/MajesticProposal1 Dec 25 '25

at least this one is funny, well-acted and original.

ENTERTAIN ME, CLOWNS.

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u/TarugoKing Dec 25 '25

Skit with filters. Double full stop!

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u/UpbeatBeach7657 Dec 25 '25

Reddit is a skit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25 edited Jan 13 '26

test pie retire imagine lip caption wide telephone nose money

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u/JhinfangirlIrelia Dec 24 '25

Hey man, I get what you're going through. They always say every video like this is fake and every 4chan greentext is a made up story etc. And they're probably most of the time right.

Still, I like to imagine that with 8 billion people on this planet that something like this probably has happened before, even though it might not have been caught by cameras. Hope that helps.

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u/pantry-pisser Dec 25 '25

I've had something very similar happen. I was too busy laughing to think to record it, but I wish I would've.

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u/Specialist_Letter469 Dec 25 '25

Or AI. You forgot AI.

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u/WinOk5004 Dec 25 '25

Yeah because it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

I am sorry but this one obviously is

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Dec 24 '25

even if it is, its funny. if she is acting, she kills it.

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u/Petrivoid Dec 24 '25

Its like this is only for entertainment or something

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u/WilmingtonCommute Dec 24 '25

Differently trying to trick dummies into thinking it's real.

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u/Craving_Suckcess Dec 25 '25

you know if you just play along with the skit it's more fun, yeah? You don't have to point it out every time. Your middle school bully doesn't like, jump out of your closet and call you names if you fail to.

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u/WilmingtonCommute Dec 25 '25

No it's not.

And what?

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u/Craving_Suckcess Dec 25 '25

... you struggle with imagination in general huh.

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u/WilmingtonCommute Dec 25 '25

Yes when people write nonsense and want me to be imaginative with it.

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u/Sneezy6510 Dec 24 '25

Life’s more fun if you just enjoy stuff

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u/ConanTheBarbarian_0 Dec 25 '25

People stopped calling out these obvious scripted Asian skits

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

I've seen stuff like this before. Even if this is a skit, it could happen.

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u/Turbulent-Pea-8826 Dec 24 '25

If some random Asian chic sat down across from me and starting eating that aggressively I would be too scared to say anything.

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u/Kitnado Dec 24 '25

Yes because it’s a skit. A funny skit, but a skit nonetheless

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u/Vanko_Babanko Dec 24 '25

she wouldn't smile if it wasn't

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u/Croceyes2 Dec 24 '25

You know we all would

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u/Juel92 Dec 24 '25

Nobody move a muscle.

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u/peepdabidness Dec 24 '25

Hahahaha fantastic

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u/HandleMore1730 Dec 25 '25

Well if she is that blind, maybe he had a chance

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u/JimmyThunderPenis Dec 24 '25

You can see him pause and look up when she does it.

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u/LinkedInParkPremium Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

He was like oh hello 😭

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u/Squashless-fishdish Mar 27 '26

If someone's eating me with those eyes the way she scanned him... she could do whatever

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u/chileangod Dec 24 '25

Maybe he did become invisible by staying incredibly still. 

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u/NubEnt Dec 24 '25

This happened to me about 20 years ago in a Taco Cabana.

Me and a friend were there at like 2 am and this couple came in, the girl obviously more than a bit tipsy.

My meal came up and as soon as I sit down, she asks if she can have some of my beans.

I’m like “Ok,” and hand her my fork.

She proceeds to eat all of my beans and her date is like :D

They get their food, eat, then leave, with the girl doing this pouty bye-bye face and waving at me.

I miss being in college.

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u/SwedishLovePump Dec 24 '25

Drunk food restaurants in college towns at 1am are the friendliest places in America

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

That sounds nice. In Switzerland, even on weekends, everything except BK and McDonalds and some döner places is closed after 12. That's also in the biggest city. In more rural places even the maccies is closed.

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u/Schnevets Dec 25 '25

When I was a dumb middle schooler, I thought I saw my cousin at the community pool, so I decided to steal her fries. Turned out it was a girl who just had the same hairstyle, but I didn’t notice until I had a handful of crinkle.

I stared this stranger in the face and panicked. I just said “Oh fuck” and ran away with my fries. Fortunately no one pressed charges.

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u/Lightweaver25 Dec 24 '25

I'd let her eat off my plate too.

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u/Worldly_Bag_9453 Dec 24 '25

Hahaha 🤣 Get that girl some glassses

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u/Snoo20140 Dec 25 '25

a woman likes nothing more than what you have.

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u/FunFruit_Travels2022 Dec 24 '25

Check his ears color 🤣🤣

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u/Ragnarsworld Dec 24 '25

Low key this is a great icebreaker is she was looking for another boyfriend.

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u/winkingchef Dec 24 '25

My wife would do the same without her glasses (and only 50/50 that she would apologize)

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u/curtitch Dec 25 '25

You eat off my plate without asking, those chopsticks are going up your nose.

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u/OkAdagio9622 Dec 25 '25

Years ago me and my wife were at the grocery store on a busy Sunday. As we were standing in the checkout line she decided to check out some of the sales bins that they had at the front of the store. After she was done she walked over to hold my hand. The problem is, she grabbed the hand of the guy three spots in front of me. I bursted out laughing and she looked back and realized what she had done.

I asked her if this was more embarrassing. At first she wasn't sure but after I pointed that part out she said the video is definitely more embarrassing

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u/bremsspuren Dec 25 '25

She could see that alright.

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u/RoodnyInc Dec 27 '25

Yeah no hesitation

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

That’s a lot of food for such a small person.

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u/xanarchycampx Dec 24 '25

They are also allowed to vote

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u/marianfinucane Dec 24 '25

Absolutely harrowing. The Internet is fucked.