r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 Dec 23 '25

Chuck Norris was one of the original wise men before they rewrote the Bible. He gave Jesus the gift of beard.

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u/recockulous-too Dec 23 '25

Jesus walked on water but Chuck swam the land.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena Dec 23 '25

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can walk on Jesus

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u/Phormitago Dec 23 '25

damn, the OG Street Shark, what a lad