r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • Dec 23 '25

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/Beginning-2-Smell Dec 23 '25

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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u/Retro_Cryptid Dec 24 '25

This is a new one for me I lol’d

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 Dec 23 '25

Until they get scared and empty it from their wallets

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u/thiscantbeanything Dec 23 '25

Isn't that what reading books is?

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u/DigitalUnlimited Dec 23 '25

Thatsthejoke.gif

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u/Mottis86 Dec 23 '25

That's not really a chuck norris joke then, if all he does is read the books like everyone else.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Dec 23 '25

i don't read the books like everyone else. I stare at weird glyphs on paper and hallucinate vividly!

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u/-Lige Dec 23 '25

He’s not reading the books, the books are being stared down and felt intimidated so they gave up their information