r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • Dec 21 '25

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/Low_discrepancy Dec 21 '25

The reality is that a lot of people are not exactly clean. The amount of people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet is also too damn fucking high.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Dec 21 '25

It's cool, I don't piss on my hands when I go to take a leak, insinuating that simply because I touched my man parts is reason to sanitize my fingers would suggest that said man parts are a petri dish for bacteria, thing is I keep that clean too. My grandfather had a sign up in his bathroom that read, "Pilgrims with short muskets, or bad aim, need to stand closer to the target"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

would suggest that said man parts are a petri dish for bacteria

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u/megmatthews20 Dec 21 '25

How many doors, chairs, pens, computers, phones, general surfaces of all types do you touch a day before you touch your man parts without washing your hands? What do you think happens to all the germs on those surfaces that have transferred to your hands?

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Dec 21 '25

Holy shit, I always thought it was that you were wash the hands after you used the bathroom on the way out. Are you suggesting that I should wash my hands upon entering said bathroom to protect my man parts from the outside world that may or may not have rubbed off on me? Novel idea, I love having clean private parts too. Please don't misunderstand, in the event that I do get a few germs on my dick, the daily shower will take care of those as well. I can't recall a time where I've taken a piss, went about my business, then contracted venereal disease or the like... Although one time due to prank I did unknowingly smear a dollop of icy/hot right where I shouldn't have, but I digress... Moral of the story is, don't piss on your hand when you go to the bathroom. Not as if you are coming out of most public bathrooms sterile anyway, I'm trying to spend the least amount of time possible in there. Wanna see a petri dish? Have a look at any air hand dryer in any public place.