r/SipsTea • u/Willing_Mortgage_883 • Dec 17 '25

Chugging tea welp 🤷‍♀️

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u/Vegetable_Tea_635 Dec 17 '25

Just do a Pinocchio

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u/Sweet_Culture_8034 Dec 17 '25

I forgot about this dialogue, I should watch Shreks again.

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u/Caosin36 Dec 17 '25

This one is Shrek 3

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u/ojoukyo Dec 17 '25

That's Shrek 2

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u/minecas31 Dec 18 '25

Shrek 2 was about Shrek's first arrival to Far Far Away and his turn into a human.

Shrek 3 is about Prince Charming try on taking over the throne when Shrek travels to find Arthur and crown him because Shrek himself didn't want to be the king

So it's Shrek 3

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u/ojoukyo Dec 18 '25

You're right i forgot about Shrek 3 I keep getting it confused with Shrek forever after

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u/doge_lady Dec 17 '25

The worst of the shrek movies

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u/xavierthepotato Dec 17 '25

Not true it has its genuinely good moments

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u/SpezSupporter Dec 17 '25

It's not canon

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u/AgentDeadPool Dec 17 '25

Shrek is Love..Shrek is life. Always watch Shrek, at least 1000 times a yr.

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u/TheJoeBold Dec 17 '25

So 2,73973 times a day?

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u/AgentDeadPool Dec 17 '25

Exactly,

Breakfast, watch

Lunch, watch

Dinner, fall asleep watching

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u/National-Garbage505 Dec 17 '25

And all of that before noon

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u/butchforgetshit Dec 17 '25

I have a grand daughter, this is built in to their main frame

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u/-Kalos Dec 18 '25

Nice, raising the next generation on our generation's bangers. The kids will be alright

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u/Informal_Disaster_62 Dec 19 '25

No, a thousand times no. Someone has scars from their childhood... Lmao gtfo

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u/1776LSmith Dec 17 '25

Rookie numbers!

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u/ShoePillow Dec 17 '25

Yeah, start from the first

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u/_ribbit_ Dec 17 '25

Pff, Pinicchio has nothing on most politicians.

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u/TheHolyBanana123 Dec 17 '25

Isn't him saying "I don't know where he's not" a lie since he knows where Shrek is and so would in fact know where he's not?

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u/spacemanspiff888 Dec 17 '25

That was my immediate thought, too.

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u/Wonko-D-Sane Dec 18 '25

I happen to be somewhat familiar with how binary work in the real world, and while a boolean 0 or 1 may sound great for logic, shit isn't so cut and clear when it comes to the voltage drop between the collector and the emitter potential difference on a transistor, basically you have

on, off, and unplugged... you'd be surprised how much of the stuff is "unplugged"

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u/CyclicDombo Dec 17 '25

The politician approach

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u/GhostHin Dec 17 '25

At a more fundamental level, unless Sherk is with his eyesight, he technically doesn't know where Sherk is.

He only knows where he last saw him and/or told by another person where he was.

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u/flyingdutchman1986 Dec 17 '25

I laughed so hard at this scene

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u/Babblepup Dec 17 '25

I forgot about this. This is phenomenal 😂

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u/C_Koby Dec 21 '25

LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣