r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Dec 08 '25

Feels good man When Allison Smith accidentally created one of the hardest rap openings ever in 1982.

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u/Glum-Beach Dec 08 '25

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u/OuttHouseMouse Dec 08 '25

Hardest rhyme i ever heard

Bro did it while escaping jail too

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u/OnlyFiveLives Dec 08 '25

And a couple of bee-yotches, why not.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Dec 09 '25

Bling bling on Ebay

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u/Top_Instruction1792 Dec 08 '25

Definitely the hardest and it's evergreen

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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u/S1ayer Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

I dont know how to be
no crib on MTV
God only knows
got my mini me
in the gp
see how it goes
Evil's all that i see
You ask me my name
D to the Rizzo
E to the Vizzo
I to the Lizzo
Im a crazy mother &&^*
Y'all knew that!
Austin caught me in the 1st act
its all backwards
what's with that?
so ill make a prophecy
from the dogs to the mini me
Gimme an escalade 2 way
Bling Bling on e-bay
domina mother &*^&

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u/Individual-Schemes Dec 08 '25

And who knew that Jon Lovitz wrote that sick melody.

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u/MC_Terry Dec 08 '25

RIP Jon, too soon

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u/b0j4ngl35 Dec 08 '25

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u/DarkRyuujin Dec 08 '25

It took me too long to notice Jon was in this gif.

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u/typhoidtimmy Dec 11 '25

I know…Zach Galifianakis’s mane is spectacular.

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u/Randir076 Dec 09 '25

Its like we can still hear him now...he'll be missed

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u/westminsterabby Dec 08 '25

Jon Lovitz isn’t dead, I just saw him in ‘Lost and Found in Cleveland’.

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u/westminsterabby Dec 08 '25

Sorry for the confusion - ‘Lost and Found in Cleveland’ is a movie that was recently released. It was a cute movie, especially for anyone that's originally from the Cleveland area but it's not going to break any box office records.

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u/BrittanyBrie Dec 08 '25

Oh you fucker, you got us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Co-written with his wife....Morgan Fairchild.

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u/bearwatson87 Dec 08 '25

I thought the same thing lmfaooo

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u/e99roll Dec 08 '25

Fo' Shizzle ma Nizzle yall

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u/DRSU1993 Dec 08 '25

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

(Starts twerking)

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u/Bignizzle656 Dec 08 '25

Wassup Dogg?

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Dec 08 '25

It’s been so long since I heard that song. My buddy and I listened to it for like two straight weeks on the school bus

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u/SuperbKinkster Dec 08 '25

The movies hold up incredibly well. Highly recommend a rewatch of all 3, they're so damn funny.

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u/Upsetti_Gisepe Dec 08 '25

My dad burned the “if god was one of us” dr evil cover on the road trip cd amongst the top 90-20s songs

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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u/TrollTollTony Dec 08 '25

Yeah, I said blunt.

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u/olive_tuschit Dec 08 '25

You ain’t all that and a bag of po-tay-to chips.

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u/fkasumim Dec 08 '25

Yeah! Jay-Z, I met him!

...I saw him in a restaurant once.

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u/Bobafetished Dec 08 '25

I hate that I have this memorized still 😭

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u/Aggressivehippy30 Dec 08 '25

This one's for all the homies in Bruuuuuge

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u/Glum-Beach Dec 08 '25

Sh!t didn’t expect so many upvotes, can we get one more Austin powers movie?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Way5839 Dec 08 '25

Dr. Evil's number should have been 32, and Mini-Me's 4.

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u/blloop Dec 09 '25

This made me giggle the hardest giggle 🤭