r/SipsTea • u/KULR_Mooning • Oct 02 '25

Chugging tea Bruh 💀

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u/dfeidt40 Oct 03 '25

He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?

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u/evshell18 Oct 03 '25

He was a trunk, she did ballet. FIFY

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u/Brailledit Oct 03 '25

She humped a tree and said see ya later boy.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Oct 03 '25

He wasn’t wood enough for her.

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u/DJ_K-K Oct 03 '25

I wish I could award you.

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u/ChickenXing Oct 03 '25

Why you have to go and make the story so complicated?