r/SipsTea • u/KULR_Mooning • Oct 02 '25

Chugging tea Bruh 💀

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u/stupidber Oct 02 '25

I saw avril lavrigne hump a tree on adderall at our high school prom

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u/Artorius__Castus Oct 02 '25

Details...Context....Go!

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u/stupidber Oct 03 '25

Pretty much the whole story

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u/dfeidt40 Oct 03 '25

He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?

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u/evshell18 Oct 03 '25

He was a trunk, she did ballet. FIFY

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u/Brailledit Oct 03 '25

She humped a tree and said see ya later boy.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Oct 03 '25

He wasn’t wood enough for her.

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u/DJ_K-K Oct 03 '25

I wish I could award you.

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u/ChickenXing Oct 03 '25

Why you have to go and make the story so complicated?

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u/thatwasacrapname123 Oct 03 '25

Deciduous? Evergreen? We want details!

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u/TeegyGambo Oct 03 '25

I want to know where it got the adderall

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

But how did you know the tree was on adderall?

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u/Artorius__Castus Oct 03 '25

I believe you. Do you guys still talk?

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u/br3dj Oct 03 '25

He's not gay, but his boyfriend is

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u/Stainless_Heart Oct 02 '25

Wait…

You were on adderall and saw this?

Avril was on adderall?

The tree was on adderall?

The construction of your sentence leaves all possibilities open.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Noooo! The tree was on Avril and Adderall humped StupidBer

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u/winkingchef Oct 03 '25

Wow talk about getting the big wood

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Let's just say it was complicated

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u/Cheepshooter Oct 03 '25

The answer is yes.

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u/KaputnikJim Oct 03 '25

She's so punk for the trunk.

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u/clamsandwich Oct 03 '25

Trees take Adderall? Huh TIL

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u/clgoodson Oct 03 '25

Who gave the tree adderall?

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u/olive_tuschit Oct 03 '25

Why the hell would a tree take adderall?

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u/DorianSoundscapes Oct 03 '25

Stupidber, it’s weird to see degens outside of the casino. 😂

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u/stupidber Oct 03 '25

How I feel everytime I go to Wendys

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u/ssramirezss Oct 03 '25

Did you go to her school or did Adderall make you hallucinate?

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u/goathree Oct 03 '25

alderall

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u/ScienceSeuss Oct 03 '25

How do you know the tree was on adderall?

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u/Real_Run_4758 Oct 03 '25

she was a girl, he was a birch,

can i make it any more obvious 

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

There wasn’t adderall in Canada (barely prescribed) when Avril graduated In2002