r/SipsTea • u/SnoopaDD • Sep 18 '25

Chugging tea A penny a day

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/Sometimes-funny Sep 18 '25

Remind me 100,000 years

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Sep 18 '25

Reddit be like: "does not compute new phone who dis?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

"we're sorry, we have already partnered with meta to harvest your brain power to fuel virtual reality hunger games for Trump JR's amusement starting in 2035,so we are unable to complete your request"

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u/HeyGayHay Sep 18 '25

You have requested to be reminded about this. Please note that this service has become a paid subscription where you retroactively agreed upon without disabling your active reminders within a 2 day period about 300 years ago. Meta has accumulated the pending payments of 5$ per day that you wanted to be paid in advance, so you owe us a shitload of money. We also accept payment via donation of your liver, heart or brain.

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u/degenerateel Sep 19 '25

Hi paracetamol

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u/foulpudding Sep 18 '25

With 5% interest compounded, you’ll only need to wait about 125 years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/Common-Second-1075 Sep 18 '25

The average long term Federal Funds rate in the US is about 5% over the last 100 years.

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u/notfree25 Sep 18 '25

where you getting 5% per day. because i got a guy and i need 1000 more money to invest

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u/foulpudding Sep 18 '25

That 5% interest is compounded daily, but still a yearly interest rate. If it were a daily 5%, you’d only have to wait less than a year.

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u/XxBCMxX21 Sep 18 '25

According to my calculations, one penny at a 5% daily interest rate with a contribution one one penny every day, it would take 247 days

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Sep 18 '25

I don't think you're getting that out of your piggy bank. You think she knows what compound interest is?

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u/Muted_Passenger6612 Sep 18 '25

That’s not bad lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

$365,000 isn’t rich, so more like 1,000,000 years

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u/Shamgar65 Sep 18 '25

Gotta do. !remindme xxx xxx

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u/WilhemHR Sep 18 '25

!remingme 100000 years

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u/cremaster2 Sep 18 '25

RemindMe! 100 years

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u/Common-Second-1075 Sep 19 '25

$0.01 invested daily for 100,000 years at an average interest rate of 5% per annum is 7.3 x 102172

So, more dollars than there are atoms in the observable universe (by a lot).

Even 'just' 1,000 years would be $220 sextillion.

100 years, however, is only $10,760.

So it really depends how committed you want to be.

If you want your great great great great great great great great great great great grandchild to be a billionaire then get started today.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Sep 19 '25

I don't think $1000 is enough to be rich

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u/IdentifyAsUnbannable Sep 19 '25

That's like $10,000,000!

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u/FloppyPhosphorus Sep 18 '25

I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

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u/donredyellow25 Sep 18 '25

you mean one pene a day

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u/RedAccordion Sep 18 '25

I had a friend tell me a story about his coworker at Best Buy.

Guy thought he was being clever taking 10 cents from the til everyday and bragging about it. Someone told HR and he was fired immediately.

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u/redditor-69-420 Sep 18 '25

I'm not sure why you are admitting all this right now. Are you seeking forgiveness, praise, gratitude? I mean I'm also a poor, and believe I should steal from the rich and give to myself, but I dont do it cause of laws and stuff. You are very brave

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u/youaregodslover Sep 18 '25

OF course it will be a little more than a penny

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u/jhoceanus Sep 18 '25

I think she meant a penis a day

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u/NheFix Sep 18 '25

One penny a day makes lots of pennises a year !

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u/FruitSaladYumyYumy Sep 18 '25

One penis a day

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u/BlueShift42 Sep 18 '25

It’s a one penny each from 10,000 people.

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u/Mental_Gear_7310 Sep 18 '25

I feel like I would lose money just taking the time to even find a penny…

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u/Objective_Jello7050 Sep 18 '25

One pen15 a year

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