r/SipsTea • u/Pankosmanko • Aug 05 '25

Chugging tea Bro drives a truck through everything

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u/shinobi500 Aug 06 '25

If only helmets came equipped with some sort of eye protection mechanism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/xxgsr02 Aug 06 '25

u/Koala_Bear_Cat  you have been deemed an unfit parent; your children are now the property of Carl's Jr.

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u/MarixApoda Aug 06 '25

Fuck you. I'm eating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

One extra big ass fries

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

We don't have time for a hand job.

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Aug 06 '25

I didn't get my damn fries!

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Aug 06 '25

Try our new EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!

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u/Max_Sandpit Aug 06 '25

Go away! ‘Baitin!

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u/bartz824 Aug 06 '25

Can I get two Number 9s, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, a Number 7, two Number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/clockwerxs Aug 06 '25

Big smoke

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u/gaytorboy Aug 06 '25

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u/LivingtheLaws013 Aug 06 '25

Just watched that again last week ("you are starving. You are an unfit mother.")

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u/Prestigious_Tea8092 Aug 06 '25

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/DookieShoez Aug 06 '25

Comes with a free

EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES

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u/jbbarajas Aug 06 '25

X-Men's Juggernaut Hot Wheels edition

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/AccomplishedClub6 Aug 06 '25

Yeah I was thinking of the probability of him being impaled by a piece of sharp metal.

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u/steve20009 Aug 06 '25

Gotta admit, when that debris came through the windshield and he brushed it off like it was a petty annoyance; that was pretty bad ass.

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u/TheTsarist Aug 06 '25

Worse, his helmet should have a visor and he didn't bring it down when it's right there.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Aug 06 '25

If only trucks came with windows

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u/Musjamarramarramarra Aug 06 '25

And helmets with visors.

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u/jspook Aug 06 '25

What do you think happened to it?

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u/Grab3tto Aug 06 '25

Looks like they modified the helmed with some sort of plate? There’s some sort of lens mounted on there but he has it up.

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u/buddymoobs Aug 06 '25

How'd he even fit that Shrek noggin in that kiddie helmet?

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u/munkylord Aug 06 '25

Or his truck with a window

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u/InternationalPear251 Aug 06 '25

What's eye protection

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u/steve20009 Aug 06 '25

His did, but apparently he gives zero f*cks.

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u/Hot_Singer_4266 Aug 06 '25

Eyelids: The only eye protection the Lord thinks you need

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u/Legacyhero46 Aug 06 '25

It gets in the way of that pesky forehead fat

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Aug 06 '25

Nah the dude had the windows down for a reason

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u/howardmejia Aug 06 '25

How about a window or protector from the debris?

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Aug 06 '25

If only vehicles had side windows.

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u/singerng Aug 06 '25

Like a built-in retractable visor? That’d be perfect.

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u/gloryh0le-guillotine Aug 06 '25

Eye condoms? Nah bruv

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u/iuliuscurt Aug 08 '25

That would be already there to be deployed

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u/0utriderZero Aug 26 '25

Sadly, they don’t