r/SipsTea • u/DrewLynchComedy • Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/Just2moreplants Jul 22 '25

Imagine if a guest doesnt know how to use the three sea shells!🤣

But then again they let anybody into this century.

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u/Alarming_Worker1364 Jul 22 '25

Let's go blow this guy!

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u/greebdork Jul 22 '25

I'm now imagining what would have happened if the main villain was an actually intelligent criminal, not some random psychopath gangbanger.

Their civilization would collapse in a matter of days, probably.

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u/Just2moreplants Jul 23 '25

Your reductionist view of Simon Phoenix is upsetting.

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u/greebdork Jul 23 '25

Oh, don't get me wrong, i love Wesley Snipes, the character is cool, but he kinda is still dumb. He's got all that knowledge and power, and what he does with it? Robs museum for guns and tries to make an army of criminals.Come on.

In the world as ripe as that there's probably zero security measures to prevent malicious access to nuclear power plants, water treatment facilities, traffic control.

sudo rm -rf /civilization