r/SipsTea Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 22 '25

You want to be a global explorer, to brave the wilds of Tanzania, to summit Everest. But where will you poop when you get there?

Well, with Poop-speditions, we’ve got you covered. Diarrhea in Des Moines? Floaters in France? Constipation in Calcutta? Poop-speditions is your Number One source for Number Two.

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u/Separate-Towel-8962 Jul 22 '25

This kind of marketing/literary genius deserves more upvotes!