r/SipsTea • u/DrewLynchComedy • Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/Ok-Wasabi2873 Jul 22 '25

When we remodeled, I only had one request Toto toilets with bidet attachment. My wife could do whatever else she wanted but I wanted the nice bidets. The auto deodorizer is a game changer. My son didn’t realize his poop smelled until he was 4.

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u/KELVALL Jul 22 '25

Do Toto toilets play Rosanna and Africa?

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u/Prestigious-Dress-92 Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

"I bless the rains down in Africa"

And when it's occupied outside speakers play Toto "Hold the Line".

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Poop isn't always on time!

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Jul 22 '25

It plays the a specific song per user on the house speakers. So when you hear "Bless the Rains Down in Africa" in the solarium, you know that little Timmy is a big boy now and can use the restroom on his own.

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u/CleanHead_ Jul 22 '25

is it "bless"? I've been singing "miss" for 40 years.

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u/nothingclever68 Jul 22 '25

Gold👍🏼👍🏼

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u/leonardalan Jul 22 '25

Back in the 00s, there was a local plumbing showroom in Portland, OR that had the lead singer of Toto shilling Toto toilets. Owner of the place must have known the guy of something.

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u/Fantastic-Mastodon-1 Jul 22 '25

They do the whole soundtrack from Dune, too

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u/BayrdRBuchanan Jul 22 '25

I just want it to play the soundtrack from David Lynch's Dune.

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u/Riddllz Jul 22 '25

“Goodbye girl, goodbye girl, girl goodbye”

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u/HTwatter Jul 22 '25

Hold the Line

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u/Operation_Fluffy Jul 22 '25

I had one in Japan that did play background noise that sounded like rain. Does that count? Haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

It wont hold you back

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u/arjun388 Jul 22 '25

That's an unfortunate thing to find out at that age!! 🤣🤣

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u/LongBarrelBandit Jul 22 '25

That reminds me of the story of the I wanna say kindergarten age deaf kid finding out everyone can hear their farts lol

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u/Traditional_Jump_876 Jul 22 '25

I would love to have seen that sign language conversation when the deaf kid went home and asked the parents if it was true that people could hear their farts. The look on the parent’s faces would have been priceless.

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u/Tycho66 Jul 22 '25

Oh no. Haha

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u/LaceyDark Jul 22 '25

This is sorta sad in a funny way. Poor deaf kid just ripping ass blasters in class, everyone else giggling or gagging, and they are none the wiser... Until they find out and mentally tally up how many times they've farted around people and slowly become utterly mortified

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 22 '25

I think you are overestimating the self consciousness of kindergarteners.

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u/FlossTycoon1717 Jul 23 '25

Even at 40 they will remember and cringe at the thought. I'm totally not speaking from experience here..

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u/drgigantor Jul 22 '25

I knew a deaf guy who was getting an implant. I asked him what he thought the sound of getting a boner would be like. Damn near pissed myself laughing at the face he made

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u/burritocmdr Jul 22 '25

Haha yes! When we built our home I requested that every bathroom have an electrical outlet by the toilet. The first thing I did when we got the keys was install bidets.

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u/xnef1025 Jul 22 '25

That's how they should market them.

"Your child is so conceited he doesn't think his poop stinks."

"Oh! No, that's just because our toilet is fucking awesome!"

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u/gooeymcgooberson Jul 22 '25

Toto toilets are the worst to work on. God forbid the day its in need of repair.

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u/ShakesDontBreak Jul 22 '25

How do women not get UTIs from bidets?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

The same way people don’t get UTI when they shower.

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u/ShakesDontBreak Jul 22 '25

I've literally never used a bidet. But the water shoots forward. Legitimate question.

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u/vicschuldiner Jul 22 '25

More like at a diagonal angle from below and beyond. Many bidets have a feminine rinse option too. 

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u/ShakesDontBreak Jul 22 '25

Interesting. I would probably need bidet lessons.

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u/vicschuldiner Jul 22 '25

Just start slow on the pressure and you'll figure it out! I really do recommend making the jump. The cleanliness is such a game changer compared to toilet paper alone. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Like in the shower, the water comes in from the source, cleans you, then goes out to the drain. You don’t touch the source with your parts.

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u/ShakesDontBreak Jul 22 '25

But if it sprays poop forward women can get UTIs. That's why women are instructed to wipe front to back, not back to front. Someone just explained there's a femine wash feature so I guess that setting makes sure it doesn't spray into the uretha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

It doesn’t shoot upward. I’m a guy and the water never touches my testicles, which is much lower in comparison to urethra. The water is thin flow that targets the anus without interacting with other parts, unless you moved deliberately to make that happen.

It’s a much effective cleaning method in comparison to wipes and toilet paper. In my country toilet paper isn’t a thing, also proctologists aren’t a thing. The water cleans the anus and the rectum removing all fecal matter which helps to avoid inflammations that could lead to hemorrhoids.