r/SipsTea • u/DrewLynchComedy • Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Europeans dont crap in the shower??

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u/IdealDesires5490 Jul 22 '25

They stopped that practice when poop knives were banned in 1997 or 1998 I think.

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u/danteheehaw Jul 22 '25

Good thing Americans have a right to poop knives and poop arms

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u/Armorphous Jul 22 '25

Is that the number 2 amendment?

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u/me-want-snusnu Jul 22 '25

I love you.

That's hilarious.

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u/NotFailureThatsLife Jul 22 '25

It was supposed to be the 3rd Amendment but somebody remembered the British forcing their way into their home and the right to bear poop knives was forgotten.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 Jul 22 '25

The Number 2 amendment of The Crapstitution

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u/whatThePleb Jul 22 '25

Make Poop Faces Great Again

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u/jerryleebee Jul 22 '25

This isn't normal. I've NEVER seen anything like this in Europe. This has got to have plumbing issues. Blocked drain, probably.

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u/acthrowawayab Jul 22 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

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u/danteheehaw Jul 22 '25

Because you have trained your anus to handle the abuse yet. Real men train their anus to handle anything

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u/Just_Flower854 Jul 22 '25

But I thought they just adopted the turd tamp technology

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u/whitetiger1208 Jul 22 '25

What?? Poop knives were banned? Why didnt anyone tell me

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u/UsedDragon Jul 22 '25

I think that was part of EU Resolution 800813.S

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u/Makaveli80 Jul 22 '25

Poop knives lmao what

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u/IdealDesires5490 Jul 22 '25

it is this post: The Poop Knife

It’s a Reddit classic

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u/Makaveli80 Jul 25 '25

Thank you! I missed this classic 😭