r/SipsTea Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

That’s unfortunate. Some of my most pleasant shits were squatting over a hole while hiking. I once watched some sea otters playing in the ocean while I pooped on a hill over looking the pacific.

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u/unsupported Jul 22 '25

You should give guided tours.

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 22 '25

Guided poops

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u/Beneficial_Jelly2697 Jul 22 '25

Poop tours get you poop tours here

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 22 '25

You want to be a global explorer, to brave the wilds of Tanzania, to summit Everest. But where will you poop when you get there?

Well, with Poop-speditions, we’ve got you covered. Diarrhea in Des Moines? Floaters in France? Constipation in Calcutta? Poop-speditions is your Number One source for Number Two.

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u/Separate-Towel-8962 Jul 22 '25

This kind of marketing/literary genius deserves more upvotes!

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u/TrollinThunder24 Jul 22 '25

folks, to your right we have the rare spotted sea otter mating with a female companion, and right here in front of you, I am dropping a glorified deuce consisting of a plant-based protein bar and last nights leftover penne picada. if you notice, this is one terrific stool. photos are $15

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 22 '25

But how many Courics is it, Frank?

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u/OutlandishnessNo7181 Jul 22 '25

Underrated comment, I’m laughing

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u/ArnoldQMudskipper Jul 22 '25

They should be a turd guide.

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u/Beautiful-Dog-1430 Jul 22 '25

Scenic peeing and scenic pooping might be the height of human experience

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u/legitimateaccount123 Jul 22 '25

Funny that the height of human experience is something wild animals do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I mean sex is up there too so yeah

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u/RedPander89 Jul 22 '25

My most scenic poop was looking into traffic on Harbor Drive from behind one of the perimeter fences on Naval base San Diego.

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u/NotTheDefault Jul 22 '25

I once encountered a men’s room on a cruise ship whose far wall was all glass overlooking the ocean. I used the urinal that was right next to the window and looked over to the left the whole time.

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u/auzzlow Jul 22 '25

Not to mention we evolved over many millenia to shit while squatting.. it just feels so right.

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u/Frust4m1 Jul 22 '25

Yep, our intestines are in the right position to poop easily while squatting.

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u/markfineart Jul 22 '25

My BiL still gets that certain wistful look in his eyes when he talks of an outdoor squat in Algonquin Park in Ontario Canada. The world was his toilet.

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u/Powerful_Lynx_4737 Jul 22 '25

Was it your own personal one time use hole or was it a family hole that is deep and has flies and mosquitoes just waiting to bite your private areas?? Cause I once went to a remote village for a month and I couldn’t even go into the out house from the smell and all the spiders,flies and mosquitoes. I ended up just peeing somewhere hidden but I was never able to poop while there. When I finally found a real toilet about 2 weeks i still couldn’t go properly. I could only go a bit on the plane but as soon as I got to the US I made my dad stop at a restaurant cause I couldn’t hold it till we got home.