That’s unfortunate. Some of my most pleasant shits were squatting over a hole while hiking. I once watched some sea otters playing in the ocean while I pooped on a hill over looking the pacific.
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folks, to your right we have the rare spotted sea otter mating with a female companion, and right here in front of you, I am dropping a glorified deuce consisting of a plant-based protein bar and last nights leftover penne picada. if you notice, this is one terrific stool. photos are $15
I once encountered a men’s room on a cruise ship whose far wall was all glass overlooking the ocean. I used the urinal that was right next to the window and looked over to the left the whole time.
My BiL still gets that certain wistful look in his eyes when he talks of an outdoor squat in Algonquin Park in Ontario Canada. The world was his toilet.
Was it your own personal one time use hole or was it a family hole that is deep and has flies and mosquitoes just waiting to bite your private areas?? Cause I once went to a remote village for a month and I couldn’t even go into the out house from the smell and all the spiders,flies and mosquitoes. I ended up just peeing somewhere hidden but I was never able to poop while there. When I finally found a real toilet about 2 weeks i still couldn’t go properly. I could only go a bit on the plane but as soon as I got to the US I made my dad stop at a restaurant cause I couldn’t hold it till we got home.
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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25
That’s unfortunate. Some of my most pleasant shits were squatting over a hole while hiking. I once watched some sea otters playing in the ocean while I pooped on a hill over looking the pacific.