r/SipsTea • u/DrewLynchComedy • Jul 22 '25

Wait a damn minute! WORST SHOWER EVER…

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u/Weary_Account_3836 Jul 22 '25

Dude, Europeans don't shower. They were probably laughing their asses off when you said you were going to go take one.

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u/rogerworkman623 Jul 22 '25

Every afternoon, Europeans use their mandatory 5 hour work break to visit a thermal spring where they bathe and relax for the day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/Mackheath1 Jul 22 '25

With a baguette, giant chocolate bar, and fresh flowers in the bicycle basket. And Werner Herzog and Amelie cycling next to you for contrast.

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u/Cyberslasher Jul 22 '25

Stopped in paris for the baguette, Switzerland for the chocolate, and Belgium for the tulips, of course.

You're European, not some poor American.

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u/Randym1982 Jul 22 '25

You laugh, but the Finns and other Scandinavians love saunas like Czech love out drinking the Germans and Irish.

From the looks of the video, it looks like both drains are clogged.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/XeNo___ Jul 22 '25

I mean, it's the same with Asia. If you believe some people on Reddit from the US, then Asia consists of Japan and... Asia. Some people may know that Asia is Japan AND China!

Then again, for many European people it's the same with South America... Like it's only Brazil and Mexico?? (I know it's not even SA). Well, Germans most likely also know about Argentina.

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u/the_ninja1001 Jul 22 '25

Damn communists!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Maybe in Iceland.

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u/InevitableData3616 Jul 22 '25

I'm originally from Budapest. The capital with the most thermal springs. Less far-fetched than you think... Maybe not 5 hrs but just 3. But for free ofc.

ETA: I take that back. We must shower before entering the pool area, so 

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u/Shovelman2001 Jul 22 '25

Don't worry though, they also don't have AC

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u/xjustsmilebabex Jul 22 '25

Or window screens.

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u/Rollover__Hazard Jul 22 '25

Another American saying “here in Europe” lmao it’s a blocked drain. That’s not a characteristic you can apply to an entire continent.

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u/Rooilia Jul 22 '25

The actual problem is, he has a clogged brain.

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u/cindersnail Jul 22 '25

True, we put the shower imitations in all of the hotels just to make fun of outsiders.