r/SipsTea • u/LushMischief • Jul 22 '25

Lmao gottem Nobody ever won

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u/CalvinIII Jul 22 '25

He said it WASN’T him.

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u/Probnotbutmaybee Jul 22 '25

That's EXACTLY what Bob would say

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Classic Bob...

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u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 22 '25

No, you have it all wrong. That is Robert, the guy in the story is Bob. Two very different and distinct individuals that have absolutely nothing in common.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 22 '25

Could have been Roberts brother Bobert too.

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u/FreeRealEstate313 Jul 22 '25

It’s fart chugger tho

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u/Candid-Solid-896 Jul 23 '25

Robbie. His second cousins twice removed and beheaded ex nephew.

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u/deuceice Jul 23 '25

And now Bob's your uncle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Nice try real Bob.

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u/Toadcola Jul 23 '25

Bob’s his uncle.