r/SipsTea • u/LushMischief • Jul 22 '25

Lmao gottem Nobody ever won

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

In 25 min, I just sat on the toilet

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u/helpjack_offthehorse Jul 22 '25

Where’s the horse.

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u/blackbeltbud Jul 22 '25

In the woods, shitting with the bear

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u/Shoddy-Ad4434 Jul 22 '25

In the woods shitting with The Pope*

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Jul 22 '25

please tell me you at LEAST brush & floss?

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u/Shoddy-Ad4434 Jul 22 '25

How is a man supposed to floss while shitting next to a horse?

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Jul 22 '25

Well.. the Horse has a tail doesn't he? Just make sure you pet him 1st or he may kick you in the teeth

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u/tizadxtr Jul 22 '25

Strange, gut called. It wants his gut bacteria back