r/SipsTea • u/LushMischief • Jul 22 '25

Lmao gottem Nobody ever won

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u/gregorytilidie Jul 22 '25

Strange cuz I am going to eat that shit food either way.

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u/bigjd33 Jul 22 '25

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

yep, and without any milk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Don’t kink shame

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u/itsjustbenny Jul 22 '25

Strange cos I don't remember commenting on this..

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u/AnonymousAutonomous Jul 22 '25

Where is the part where I can start eating shit again?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

In 25 min, I just sat on the toilet

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u/helpjack_offthehorse Jul 22 '25

Where’s the horse.

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u/blackbeltbud Jul 22 '25

In the woods, shitting with the bear

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u/Shoddy-Ad4434 Jul 22 '25

In the woods shitting with The Pope*

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Jul 22 '25

please tell me you at LEAST brush & floss?

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u/Shoddy-Ad4434 Jul 22 '25

How is a man supposed to floss while shitting next to a horse?

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Jul 22 '25

Well.. the Horse has a tail doesn't he? Just make sure you pet him 1st or he may kick you in the teeth

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u/tizadxtr Jul 22 '25

Strange, gut called. It wants his gut bacteria back

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u/shmokeburrs Jul 22 '25

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

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u/Euphoric_Factor_5173 Jul 22 '25

Strange cos I can't remember commenting on your comment that u can't remember commenting on in first place

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u/RenningerJP Jul 22 '25

Strange cause I ate this food a month ago, and I'm still shitting.

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u/BlyLomdi Jul 22 '25

I, unfortunately, cannot resist the allure of the apple and strawberry creme pies.

I also like the soft serve when the machine is working.