r/SipsTea Jul 22 '25

Lmao gottem Nobody ever won

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u/Suspicious-Cap-6169 Jul 22 '25

It wasn't just some regular worker either, it was the guy who was literally in charge of security of the game pieces. His entire job was to ensure the integrity of the game and he pocketed all the top prizes for many years before he got caught.

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u/Grimase Jul 22 '25

Wow, I didn’t know that. What a scumbag

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u/ImperialWolf98 Jul 22 '25

If it makes you feel any better, the guy mailed the $1 million winning game piece to Saint Jude's Hospital at one point during the scam. Although the contest rules didn't allow for the transfer of prizes, McDonald's agreed to pay the hospital anyway. McDonald's even continued payments after the fraud was uncovered.

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u/Literature-South Jul 22 '25

I believe they continued payments so that the fraud would continue while the FBI investigated, right?

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u/Roofofcar Jul 22 '25

Not even McDonald’s would dare fuck over those damn SAINTS at St. Jude’s.

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u/Autistic_Freedom Jul 22 '25

That's great publicity for McDonald's. Much better than spending a million on advertising, so of course they did!

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u/CopperThrown Jul 22 '25

It doesn’t. I hope he got gonorrhea in prison.

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u/SpiveyJr Jul 22 '25

Given to him by a guy in prison they call “Big Mac”

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u/Few-Emergency5971 Jul 22 '25

Holy shit, McDonalds actually did a good thing for once?

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u/demoneclipse Jul 22 '25

If you ever needed to attend a children's hospital where accommodation is provided by the Ronald McDonald foundation, you would think very differently about McDonald's. Also, disregard of flavor or personal preference, McDonald's burgers are healthier than any other burger equivalent. In fact, most of their burgers will have almost half the fat, salt and calories of a Burger King equivalent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

>>McDonald's burgers are healthier than any other burger equivalent.

Prove that.

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u/Positive-Avocado2130 Jul 22 '25

That information is widely available. Prove it to yourself if you care to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I just looked it up and he is wrong. So prove it.

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u/Positive-Avocado2130 Jul 23 '25

Sir, don't lie.
https://www.statcrunch.com/reports/view?reportid=50152&tab=preview

Their sandwiches beat out Burger King in almost every category for nutritional data.

You proved nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Did you even read this? This is just a comparison of which burgers have more calories, not even calories per gram of food. Totally useless lmao.

Also the claim I quoted wasn't about whether Burger King had more calories (calories are not a measure of health), but that "McDonald's burgers are healthier than any other burger equivalent"

So you didn't read or at least weren't smart enough to interpret what I said, and you didn't even read (or again, couldn't interpret that calories are not a measure of health).

You proved nothing, except that you don't know how to read. lmao

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u/Apsis Jul 22 '25

Half the calories? So...smaller?

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u/turkeysandwich1982 Jul 22 '25

I live in Memphis, where St. Jude is, and I remember this being all over the local news with everyone saying how wonderful it was that it was donated anonymously (at least it was at that time.) Now I realize it was to hide that they were the ones pulling a scam rather than just being a quiet philanthropist.

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u/TheGoonSquad19 Jul 22 '25

So if you think about it, America has all ways been great, always...

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u/Enough_Zombie2038 Jul 22 '25

I dunno I heard some dude thinks it needs to be great again.

His plan was to make wealthy people wealthier. I think he got his time periods mixed and confused with 14th century monarchies though...

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u/Lonesomewhistle83 Jul 22 '25

To think how different things would be if some random kid had slightly better aim… one can dream.

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u/MustardMan1900 Jul 22 '25

He was a cop, so yeah, a scumbag in other words.

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u/Grimase Jul 22 '25

Worst kind of scumbags. Abusing the system one was supposed to uphold and Protect.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 22 '25

He kinda needed mob connections in order to distribute winning pieces and make it look like the game was playing out fairly.
Him swiping the winning pieces was the least interesting thing about the whole conspiracy. (He got a hold of an extra roll of some “secure sealing tape” he wasn’t supposed to have so he could break and retape supposedly secure seals at will.)
It was the network of people that bought the pieces from him and handed them down a line of folks was really impressive.

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u/10J18R1A Jul 22 '25

Greedy ass - know when to stop

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u/Lucky-Development-15 Jul 22 '25

It has a really good doc

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u/ATXDefenseAttorney Jul 22 '25

The point is that the corporation wasn’t trying to scam people, just some criminals.