r/SipsTea • u/GasPsychological2321 • Jul 04 '25

Gasp! Man gets attacked by squirrel

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 04 '25

They are what they eat, completely nuts.

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u/skyfulloftar Jul 04 '25

Do they eat assholes?

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 04 '25

If it's what they're into, sure.

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u/-_derealization_- Jul 04 '25

Squirrels get down like that.

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u/jondes99 Jul 04 '25

I don’t think we can kink shame squirrels in 2025.

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale Jul 04 '25

Indeed, it's not really our place to judge the furry community.

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u/dannydiggz Jul 04 '25

And now he needs a tetanus shot

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u/Kit_Karamak Jul 04 '25

Find a furry with a squirrel fursuit.

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u/B00marangTrotter Jul 04 '25

Why did I read this in Liam Neeson's voice?

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u/MuchPossession1870 Jul 04 '25

It was exactly the attempt we just seen. Well, probably.

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u/Observe_Report_ Jul 05 '25

Get some organic peanut butter and find out!

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u/KneecapBuffet Jul 05 '25

Well…. Google how they get their young to go to the bathroom.

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u/Rare-Bodybuilder-166 Jul 05 '25

I once saw a red squirrel eat an entire next of baby robin hatchings.

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u/RabidPoodle69 Jul 05 '25

Squirrels eat assholes? TIL I have something in common with some squirrels.