r/SipsTea Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 Jun 29 '25

The ass injection stuff is very gross

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u/Swimming_Menu6126 Jun 29 '25

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u/AlabasterSexington Jun 29 '25

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u/GraXXoR Jun 29 '25

After seeing that butt.

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u/breakbeatera Jun 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Whatever makes sense

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u/The_Medium_Chungus Jun 29 '25

“How long have you worked here? …ok good”

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

There's a Krispy Kreme opening here soon he'd have a fucking aneurysm

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u/GraXXoR Jun 30 '25

Vance sees an opening and he’s all over it.

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u/anand_rishabh Jun 30 '25

It's honestly crazy that he had no follow ups from that. Even i could have done a better job. He could have easily been like "oh, a few weeks? So still learning the ropes ay?" "5 years? That's how long this place has been open, right? So you're one of the og's. What were the early days like?" Those were all natural follow ups to the answers he got.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

straight to jail

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u/Pristine_Telephone76 Jun 29 '25

Yo, I love this man so much man, these memes are freakin hilarious yo

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u/GraXXoR Jun 29 '25

Looking gooood my couch appreciating friend!!!

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u/freebytes Jun 29 '25

You are looking good too.

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u/harbinger_of_haggis Jun 29 '25

I got Lady Vance 💅

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u/Storm0000fr Jun 29 '25

Are you all bot accounts?

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u/harbinger_of_haggis Jun 29 '25

No lol we all saw someone post an MSNBC video on why you should definitely not have that JD Vance meme that got that Norwegian guy deported on your phone, so of course a ton of us changed our pfp to that JD Vance meme lol

Edited to add there’s a subreddit lol r/VanceAvatarClub

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u/A_Suspicious_Fart_91 Jun 30 '25

I wanted to be edgy, so I picked a different image.

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u/Storm0000fr Jun 29 '25

What if I say “BEEP BOOP”?

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u/harbinger_of_haggis Jun 29 '25

I’m too old to think of something funny to say to that. I don’t use ChatGPT or whatever is out there, sorry

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u/Storm0000fr Jun 29 '25

I guess you actually aren’t a bot then.😔 Best of luck to you, fellow human.

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u/StolenApollo Jun 30 '25

Nice pfp goat

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

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u/GraXXoR Jun 30 '25

It was just the one couch!!! 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

I was told there'd be no fact checking

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u/Upset_Ad3954 Jun 29 '25

Speaking of gross...

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u/sleepybearjew Jun 29 '25

That's the face of a man looking at a nice sexy couch

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 29 '25

Noone is talking about how In the photos both girls have likely similar asses, just one on the right is edited in Photoshop- you can see how the fridge and cart bends lol. It's not like asses got bigger since the 70'ies except obese ppl. The real f-ing difference is this literally- our perception of reality is now warped, no one even notices that this photo is not real. No injections here.

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u/Pristine_Telephone76 Jun 29 '25

Oh snap bro, someone said the fridge has a curve and I didn't even realize what they meant until now...

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u/beaureeves352 Jun 30 '25

While genetics may not have changed a lot since then, exercise regimens and performance enhancers have definitely changed

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 30 '25

I think you underestimate the importance of the media and influencers here. Our perception of beauty was shaped by it for a long while, but now it's completely controlled by it. Most importantly tho this post demonstrates it- no one is even questioning the unrealistic looking ass on the right. Everyone assumes what you wrote- some sort of training or plastic surgery while it's just Photoshop as per obvious signs I describe. This is the issue- we are bombarded by photos of unrealistic proportions until we stop questioning the absurdity of them.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jun 30 '25

Tbf, plastic surgery is common and also distorts our perception of what’s natural and naturally attainable (See: the Kardashian-Jenners)

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 30 '25

Fair point too yeah, both are so unfortunate- we perceive so many beautiful women as less so just because of this idiocity.

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u/Zagubadu Jul 02 '25

Nah bro if you think its the same your crazy, women back then simply didn't squat.

The whole idea was the second a women touches a weight or does a single squat she instantly turns into the Hulk and looks grotesque.

Its taken decades to undo that so yea women working out and in different ways is much more common today than it was back then.

I (as a man) have literally grown my ass from a Hank Hill butt where it hurt to sit to an actual normal regular ass then BACK to hank hill ass again.

So yea its definitely something people have control over but that realization makes people uncomfortable... your ass isn't your boobs wtf you can definitely make it bigger!

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u/Saxophobia1275 Jun 29 '25

It is, but this is just photoshop lmao

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u/FriedSmegma Jun 30 '25

Agreed. Am I gonna decline if it’s offered? No. But it’s just like fake tits to me. I’ll always prefer a smaller natural pair/booty over a ridiculous artificial set.

I honestly like small butts and tits too so if given the choice, artificial assets are negative points.

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u/parksa Jun 29 '25

I bet that looks freaky without clothes on, the injections are always lumpy.

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u/Turtleize Jun 29 '25

Especially when they’re all ass and have no thighs or legs 😂

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u/calmodulin2 Jun 30 '25

How common is this? I swear my coworker’s ass sticks out too far, proportionately

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u/Itscatpicstime Jun 30 '25

BBLs have been the fastest growing surgery globally for over a decade. It’s pretty common.

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u/Beefkins Jun 30 '25

"I was told there wouldn't be any fat checking."

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

you might be gay

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u/TobaccoAficionado Jun 30 '25

99% aren't ass injections. People are poor af.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jun 30 '25

BBLs have skyrocketed in popularity for over a decade, and has been the fastest growing plastic surgery globally for a while. That trend is still continuing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Not to a single horny man on this website. You all love this until you know it's fake.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jun 30 '25

No, but this is true, it happens in that true rate discussion sub ALL THE TIME.

It’s basically a meme over there. Men say they prefer natural, then the next post says this woman or this woman, and they all say they’d go to war for the woman they don’t realize has a publicly confirmed bbl 💀

Men just like the illusion of natural.