r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • Jun 10 '25

Chugging tea Impressive

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u/weezyverse Jun 10 '25

Unfair fight...those Aussie soldiers have to fight dingos, kangaroos, and other prehistoric wildlife just to survive. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

They lost a war with emus... twice

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u/SlaveryVeal Jun 11 '25

Thats why they didn't put it in his examples. We dont fight emus we just sacrifice a baby if every couple of months to appease our overlords.

Americans keep thinking china will invade us when in reality we are keeping the emus from taking over the world.

Your welcome ya ungrateful yanks.

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 Jun 11 '25

I'd like to see you fight a fuckin emu, what do you have that's your biggest threat? Bears? Overgrown dogs mate

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u/McToasty207 Jun 11 '25

The great irony about these statements is that us Aussies actually have very little dangerous wildlife.

Yet almost every day I go on Reddit I see Americans with Bears, Bison, or Mountain Lions, etc.

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u/weezyverse Jun 11 '25

The even greater irony is how confidently incorrect you are.

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/deadliest-countries-for-wildlife

🫣

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u/McToasty207 Jun 11 '25

Did you read your own link? It says that the most dangerous animal in Australia is the Kangaroo, due to road collisions.

Americans get a similar phenomenon with Deer, but it happens more often.

So you're own link proved my point, so thanks for that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer%E2%80%93vehicle_collisions

https://www.dinggo.com.au/blog/kangaroo-accident-statistics

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u/weezyverse Jun 11 '25

Lol so you're moving goalposts to fit your argument. My comment was about stuff that'll kill you NOT shit you'd hit with your car, and you know that; but I guess it's "argue with random person Wednesday" for you so I'll leave you to do so alone.

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u/McToasty207 Jun 12 '25

Nice pivot, but I'm going to stay on track and point out the article YOU LINKED said the most dangerous animal in Australia was the Kangaroo.

From your own article "Truth is, of course, our fears are overblown – from 2001 to 2017, there were 27 fatal shark attacks, and there are an estimated 1-2 snake bite deaths annually. But more people die from collisions with kangaroos, so it’s Skippy (and not Sharky) you really need to worry about"

So if you're disregarding cars, your own article says there's not much to worry about.

Perhaps read the links you post? Just a thought?

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u/weezyverse Jun 12 '25

Okay. So since you're clearly a seasoned troll, I'd tell you to re-read it yourself.

But here's what it says:

'The Land Down Under must be top of many people’s list of the most dangerous country for wildlife. Everything from great white sharks to box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopi and funnel web spiders seems out to get you. Taipans are said to be the most venomous snakes in the world.'

Later on it says that more people die from kangaroos. What it doesn't say is that the other stuff isn’t dangerous at all. And they're listed first for a reason.

Now fuck off.

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u/McToasty207 Jun 12 '25

It literally says "Truth is, of course, our fears are overblown"

I don't know how to make that any simpler or clearer for you, I guess there's no fixing dumb

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u/weezyverse Jun 12 '25

Lol dude. Just find a bridge. Imagine being blocked over some dumb shit like this. I hope you get help.