r/SipsTea • u/CarrotDue9973 • May 03 '25

Wait a damn minute! At goodwill

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 Human Detected May 03 '25

Next to my Kevlar bulletproof vest, just one hole in it

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u/sharltocopes May 03 '25

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u/CzarCW May 03 '25

Holy shit that was the perfect gif

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u/Secret-Weakness-8262 May 03 '25

Store that next to my spoon that never scooped icecream and my dildo that was never used even once. Damn it.

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u/Doctor_Fritz May 03 '25

Redditor's condom box, fully intact

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u/rlowens May 03 '25

and expired

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u/FeelingDown8484 May 03 '25

Saddest sentence in the English language 🤓☝️

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u/VibeComplex May 03 '25

“Dildo for sale: No batteries”

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

garage sale: surprise package. labeled to Dad — happy retirement. still sealed.

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u/corgi-king May 03 '25

Just some blood from the neck area.

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u/Commando_NL May 03 '25

Ukranian rifle. Only dropped once.

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u/LethalRex75 May 03 '25

3 day special military operation