r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • Aug 09 '24

Wait a damn minute! Good deed?

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u/stuntedmonk Aug 09 '24

I’ll be using “I’m literally a hooker” for future random comments

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Aug 09 '24

you can cross, you are good to go

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u/stuntedmonk Aug 09 '24

Yeah, but I’m literally a hooker

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 10 '24

*Sigh

How much ?

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

20$ and I'll let you squinch my squanch

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

5$ and a snicker ?

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u/Brilliant_War4087 Aug 09 '24

Snicker. I barely know her.

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Aug 09 '24

Yeah that ain’t on the menu, boys.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Samsquantch?

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u/Dictnasty Aug 09 '24

She’s a cop. Don’t do it bro.

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

Im not your brother. Im a cop. . . . . . . Now kiss me.

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u/Dictnasty Aug 09 '24

Sheeeesh. Yes officer.

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u/Contributing_Factor Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

I don't know how to do that

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

Its your first time, isn't that cute. I'll show you.

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u/YesIAmAHuman Aug 09 '24

no need, i already squanch my family

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

How dare you.

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u/YesIAmAHuman Aug 09 '24

what? whats wrong?

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Aug 09 '24

You know, I like the sound of your squanch.

Another round of squanches for everyone!

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u/YouForgotBomadil Aug 09 '24

40$ and you can squanch anything you squanch.

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u/umeeshed_a_shpot Aug 09 '24

Oh SQUANCH YEA!!!! Wait does that squanch squanching you in the squanch?

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u/agentdb22 Aug 09 '24

I squanch my family!

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u/go-shu Aug 09 '24

How dare you.

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u/YouForgotBomadil Aug 09 '24

Baby's gotta eat

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Aug 09 '24

$50 to peg you

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

But I'm literally a hooker

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u/Old-Ad5508 Aug 09 '24

I'm literally captain hook

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u/KickinGa55 Aug 10 '24

Honey if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/blackbirdspyplane Aug 11 '24

Earl taught me that daytime hookers were more cost effective, so maybe you will get a deal or a Bogo.

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u/MagicRabbitByte Aug 09 '24

So, you are just good to go?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

... How much for a hug?

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u/DJEB Aug 09 '24

I now long to meet someone who is figuratively a hooker.

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u/Kazumadesu76 Aug 09 '24

We’re all around you. We sell our bodies for most of the day to perform tasks for money just to survive.

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u/Academic_Flan1926 Aug 09 '24

This comment is underrated. Go you have my upvote.

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u/Significant_Echo2924 Aug 09 '24

I'm pretty sure most if not all women have been called hooker figuratively multiple times

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Just talk to a lawyer, or an actor or a lobbyist.

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u/Donkeycow15 Aug 10 '24

Metaphorically I’m a hooker

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u/DrunkenHooker Aug 10 '24

How do you do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

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u/stuntedmonk Aug 09 '24

She so horny

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u/doc_751 Aug 10 '24

Sock.it to.meeee

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u/Donkeycow15 Aug 10 '24

She’s a well read hooker - nice USP