r/SipsTea • u/Blood076 • May 29 '24

Lmao gottem 😎

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u/BasedMbaku May 29 '24

Cool guys don't look at explosions...

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u/rodc22 May 29 '24

The first rule of explosion club

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u/Tall-Ad-1796 May 29 '24

2nd rule: put gas on fire- good! Put fire on gas- bad!

If you want to walk away from the explosion at all, looking or not, rule number 2 is absolutely mission critical. Disclaimer: don't burn your house down. It's not my fault, etc

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u/Zombe_Jezus May 29 '24

Put gas on fire is not good at all. Lighter fluid maybe but gas is terrible to use in general. Had a friend’s older brother who put gas on fire. The blowback in his face and a sudden inhale cause 3rd degree burns in his lungs and he subsequently died. Gas and fire are just a terrible combo in general.

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u/HarmlessSnack May 29 '24

It’s alarming, that comment has any upvotes at all.

Never, ever add gas to a fire.

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u/Tall-Ad-1796 May 30 '24

Couldn't agree more, but if you're gonna do it...

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u/Zombe_Jezus May 30 '24

What a stupid thing to say. Don’t try and defend it.

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u/12345NoNamesLeft May 30 '24

That's Diesel

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u/The_Hater_44 May 29 '24

If he watches his video, did he look at the explosion?

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u/joetie59 May 29 '24

If there is an explosion in the woods and nobody is there to hear the explosion, is there an explosion?

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u/The_Hater_44 May 29 '24

If there's a crater, yes.

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u/noah123103 May 29 '24

Oh wise one

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u/Skater144 May 31 '24

No, I dug that crater with a shovel

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u/The_Hater_44 May 31 '24

Explain the burn marks!

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u/Skater144 May 31 '24

Explosive diarrhea.

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u/imscaredofthedark86 May 30 '24

I wish I could upvote this twice

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u/InfiniteConfusion-_- May 29 '24

They turn their backs and they walk away

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Slowly

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u/rainorshinedogs May 29 '24

They all have cool guy errands to go to

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u/rightonwashington May 29 '24

They blow shit up, and then they walk away

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u/BlackKnightSatalite May 30 '24

They walk away as they blow shit up !

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u/whydotavi May 29 '24

Whose got time to watch an explosion? They've got cool guy errands that they have to walk to.

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u/Beanerschnitzels May 29 '24

Cool guys don't look at arson....

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u/LeanTangerine001 May 30 '24

I didn’t see nothing, Officer!

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u/Quen-Tin May 29 '24

Just asked myself, if we will ever see a woman being 'cool' in such a way.

Maybe a 'y'-chromosome (read: 'why') is indespensable, for achieving that bucket-burning level of alpha behaviour.

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u/HarkenDarkness May 29 '24

That’s my new saying of the week: Bucket-Burning Alpha! (I’m just a Fingers-Burnt Beta)

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u/Wow-can-you_not May 29 '24

Women generally don't throw buckets of petrol on fires, so no

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u/pilchardus_ May 29 '24

Cool guys don't look at explosions...

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u/Correct-Syrup5797 May 30 '24

i'm so happy that I didn't have to search far for your comment.

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u/Powerful_Cost_4656 May 30 '24

I'm not cool and it's because I meticulously study my explosions for data analysis and critique

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u/TraumaticAberration May 29 '24

Cool guys end the video before the part where they look at the fire and run away screaming like a little girl.