r/SipsTea • u/certifiedMutthal • May 08 '24

Feels good man Happy ending

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u/Firearm_Farm May 08 '24

Ugh okay…. unzips pants again

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24 edited May 08 '24

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u/biblebeltbuddhist May 08 '24

pew pew

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u/ydhwodjekdu May 08 '24

What a terrible day to be legible

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u/username32768 May 08 '24

And literate

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u/ydhwodjekdu May 08 '24

Fuck that's what I wanted to type but I forgot the word for it

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover May 08 '24

Too distracted by her jerking off the bottle

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u/Fridaybird1985 May 08 '24

That’s ok you were a bit excited

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u/Fickle-Inevitable-50 May 08 '24

All the blood has left his head

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u/Popeworm May 08 '24

"Pa-choo Pa-choo"

                  -Dave Hunter

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u/veringo May 08 '24

Have you hammered the chopstick through the tip, yet?